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have any of yall had a weird last few weeks or is that just me & everyone i know irl? bc theres something in the air i Swear

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hey please spread this around.

bumblebees are going extinct and i think now is a time to let everyone know that pesticides aren’t the way to go. there are infact alternatives to pesticides that are cheaper and safer.

like caffeine! bees love the smell of caffeine, and it doesn’t hurt them. however every other dangerous bug is repulsed by the smell and wont eat your plants.

it’s that simple! it’s that fucking simple! all you have to do is get some coffee beans or whatever. put it in a cup. put some water in it. put it in a spray bottle. boom! that’s all!

please spread this around to anyone you know i refuse to let bumblebees go extinct

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i just learned that chickens like to swing on swings. how did i not know this?? its adorable

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RB IF YOU SUPPORT HER

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I’m so fucked

So I’m sure you guys have seen my posts before abt being robbed at gunpoint and having almost $500 stolen from me, which I needed used for my dogs monthly sezuire medications, luckily I was able to raise just enough money

But for the past couple months I’ve been struggling to pay his monthly bill of $400 and now I’m way in over my head again.

I called out of work for a couple of days bcs I had the flu and my check was so short, I’m now $300 behind on rent, plus his med bills PLUS my fucking bank account went into the negative $193 because of literally just trying to get to work and Uber added up

I don’t want to seem so needy but I’m freaking out and honestly so scared, my dog has been acting so lathargic and weird I rly don’t want him to have another seizure, I don’t have a good relationship with either of my parents especially since I came out to them…so I definitely can’t ask them for money

If anyone could spare ANYTHING I would greatly appreciate it:

Cash app: $asiapls

Venmo: @Asia-Jefferson-1

Paypal: jeffersonasia21@gmail.com

I also just realized I have a google pay? Which is jeffersonasia21@gmail.com

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hi y'all! my dad lost his job recently and my mom broke her ankle at work and i’ve had to take more classes this semester which means my bill is higher than usual. my school is expensive, but i just have a few more classes to take before i can graduate and i cannot register for them (april 1st is when registration starts) until i get my balance down

i’m a good student! i’ve made the dean’s list and i enjoy my major and i want to finish without a hitch. asking for money is embarrassing and i’m working with my school to bring the balance down outside of this. please give if you can, don’t worry if you can’t, it’s hard for all of us and there are much more urgent and important causes to give to

(also, i’m not running this fundraiser, my ma is so keep it pg in the messages ya young rascals ❤💕💞)

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How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.

Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)

Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 

Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 

As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 

Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 

Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

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gentle reminders in case you need it:

it’s ok to start “late”

drink water if you haven’t for hours

it’s ok if u need more time than other people

it’s ok to feel what you’re feeling

you have a cute smile

you make people happy

you have plenty of good traits

you are loved

you deserve all the good things

it’s ok if you relapse, it doesn’t make u weak

bad days are just temporary

tomorrow is a new day

you can heal again

I’m proud of you

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Reblog to spread happiness!!!

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Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.

sheltymops:

SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485).

POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN). 

CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S)

JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST)

SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY).

ARIEL (1890’S)

BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION).

CLARIE HUMMEL

Megara (Ancient Greece)

Mulan (Ancient China)

Tiana (1920’s)

Rapunzel (18th Century)

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me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

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you should experience this. via

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good heavens, would you look at the time!

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Do you feel it coming…?

#mishapocalypse2019

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Nothing to add…just remember:

PRAISE THE OVERLORD and

REBLOG THE MISHAs