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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

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my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

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Sin City (2005) dir. Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez | January 2017 Theme : Dark Comic Movies

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“Victor Nikiforov’s exhibition piece this year is an original composition entitled, Look, Babe, I Didn’t Mean To Leave The Dishes In The Sink, It Won’t Happen Again, Promise. He choreographed it himself.”

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my favorite scene in the whole tv history

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THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

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 I am a lioness. I will not cringe for them. 

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#lyanna mormont’s stink eye

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CELEBRITY FUTURE TELLING

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my favorite thing about Minnesota so far is discovering there’s a city called SAVAGE, which is right next to a city called BURNSVILLE

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??? oh my god??

this man went from singing fifties hits in gold lamé pants to solving murders with grammar I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS

HE DISCOVERED HIS TRUE CALLING WHILE DECIPHERING RECORD CONTRACTS

THIS IS REALLY INSPIRING HONESTLY

achieve your dreams and then achieve new more niche dreams, nothing can stop you, you too can trade in your pompadour to fight crime

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James Corden takes JLo’s phone and sends a text to Leonardo DiCaprio x

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