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i really love this image because i keep imagining what their point of views look like and it's making me giggle

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Played with digitigrade legs on Bean, fun doodles, not gonna keep them tho~

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“maybe the curtains are blue because the author just liked the color blue” set human critical thinking skills decades back

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Nintendo Announces That The Switch's Successor Will Be The Wii U Again

Putting an end to months of intense anticipation and speculation, Nintendo announced today that the Nintendo Switch's successor console will have the exact same name as its predecessor, the Nintendo Wii U. It will also have the exact same technical specs and game library, and Nintendo projects the exact same lackluster sales.

In a press conference at the company's Kyoto headquarters, senior executive officer Yoshiaki Koizumi explained the reasoning behind the move: "We decided to release Wii U again because it's pretty good. It rules, actually. I love it."

Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa further elaborated: "Nintendo Land was my shit. Game & Wario was so underrated. So was Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. So was Star Fox Zero. So was Animal Crossing amiibo Festival. So was Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric." Furukawa went on to list every single Wii U exclusive game over the next minute and a half, as Koizumi cheered and applauded.

Also present at the press conference was legendary developer Shigeru Miyamoto, who mostly talked about how much he misses Miiverse. "I'm so nostalgic for Miiverse. When I look back on my life, I realize that without exception, my most cherished memories and friendships all happened within Miiverse. In fact, it was in the Meme Run community that I met my current wife and children."

"Splatoon 1 is the best Splatoon," Furukawa continued. "Mario Maker 1 is the best Mario Maker. Hyrule Warriors 1 is the best Hyrule Warriors. Mario Kart 8 non-Deluxe is the best Mario Kart 8."

"Yooooo, the battle mode with the racing tracks was so much fun!!!" Koizumi exclaimed, as Miyamoto vigorously nodded in agreement. "Underrated," Furukawa repeated. "So underrated."

The press conference concluded with all three agreeing that the Nintendo Switch "sucks" and "ain't shit," deciding on the spot that they would deactivate its online servers in order to reconnect the Wii U ones as soon as possible. "If you like Switch better, I'm very sorry, but it's inferior and we're shutting it down."

"I'm not sorry," Miyamoto said, addressing Nintendo Switch fans directly. "Fuck you. I wish I could shut you down, too."

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Sketch animation from a while back! Ya gotta keep your crocodilian crew-mates warm!! MP4 version under the cut!

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People get so fucking weird about leather like it's literally just clothes. "Ooh kink in public ooh I'm not consenting" to somebody else's outfit? You know wearing clothes isn't a sex act, right? That's not how anything works. Btw are you normal about women? Probably not indicative of any weird ideas about clothing and sexuality, right? Ok just checking

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vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

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Attention to Irish citizens

We are now at 9064 for Ireland and only need 101 signatures now, please sign and share, we are at the final line, keep it up.

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too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

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it's true and you should say it.

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unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends

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munchlax is pretty hot

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the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee