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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

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I love the dragon locator bot. It always shows me things I would never otherwise see on this site. I have learned more from the dragon locator bot than I have learned from some of my college classes

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What if we all as a society just fucked it out?

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social media has got twenty year old women thinking they have to be a "clean girl" at university with a morning routine and face masks and expensive water bottles and a 9pm bedtime. I am begging the world to let young women go through a crucial developmental stage of being disgusting messy little rats. for feminism.

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Chat is it still fanart if I genderbend a real person, put them in a fake scenario, and then made up original things about them so in the end they’re almost unrecognisable, and then drew that? Asking for a friend

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Toxic lesbian rockstar who writes crazy guitar riffs in her songs just so she can show off her hands

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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

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i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing

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its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

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ok i just got this thought out of nowhere but blog divers (people who scroll through a blog and reblog things that were posted YEARS AGO) are actually a super important part of the tumblr ecosystem

With people going inactive and deactivating, a lot of classic tumblr posts and also missed gems get lost because those connections get broken. Even on my own blog I forget about posts I made until I see someone in my activity reblog one of them- which then inspires me to reblog it myself because it was a good post and I want my new followers to see

do not feel bad about diving through someone's blog and reblogging shit from years ago, it keeps dashboards alive

(and if anyone has a problem with that, they can just block you or they can delete the root post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, two things that have absolutely no effect on the grand scheme of our lives)

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Attention crew, the use of all modified dreidels and similar constructs is henceforth banned within recreation spaces.

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Hehehe Happy Hanukkah, holidays, and new year you guys!💖

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having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Happy Chanukah!' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

It's sundown for me, which means Chanukah has officially started here. So to all Jews on tumblr:

חג אורים שמח

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so hard to beat the “annoying” allegations when you’re annoying

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition