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In the club

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submitted by @bluefiresys

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callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

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the princess of light has requested another beer

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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

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okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

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The Simpsons AU where Homer is in pain

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Soulslike NPC who's clearly trying for the Creepy Jester Who Might Or Might Not Secretly Be God archetype, but their banter fucking sucks. Sometimes they fumble their Sinister Innuendo check and just say the evil thing completely literally, then they're like "wait, shit, ignore that".

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I know folks who habitually swear in English even though it's not their first language because "English has all the fun swear words", and while I don't disagree that in terms of languages that are fun to swear in, English is pretty high up the list, I feel like some of these people desperately need to be introduced to Québécois French.

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you dox me because I keep naming planes I see and you can cross-reference them on flightradar, only to discover that I have been pretending a random field in Nebraska is my location for over a year

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hands u an obesk

her name is jimet. she is miserable and everything that couldve went wrong in her life did. she only has one eye on her qou body and that is on purpose due to something that happened in her larval life but on that later 🤫 a big part of miserableness is also caused by another obesk of mine i didnt post yet so ☝️ stay tuned. unless you seen my cohost or know me from corrucord then you might know who im talking about

more doodles:

these r pretty old tho i need to get back into corru at some point </3 would draw her again rn but i left my stylus elsewhere. nightmares forever

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wait oh my god you’re 16 ignore the anon hate. umm i love nagito

youre on a first name basis with komaeda?

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A third X files agent, APJVFF, joins Mulder and Scully as a young prodigy even more skeptical than Scully...

APJVFF: so you think the alien abduct the guy?

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Im watching Marble Hornets with my boyfriend and its his first time watching it and he just....refuses to acknowledge that anything weird is going on. Like of course the camera was glitching, this was 2009 technology was just fucky like that. Of course everyones coughing, the amount of mold and unknown substances in all those buildings must be insane. Every time The Operator comes on screen he comments how cruel it is that those film students are terrorizing the "tall white guy"

Yeah I’m on his side