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happy labor day to snoop doggs blunt roller specifically.

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I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

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still thinking about wolf 21

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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Reblog if you love “family dinner time.”    

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my mom doesnt like the word Piss bc its crass but the fact of the matter is that when our cat shoots a perfectly horizontal beam of urine hard as fuck straight over the top of the litter box she does not Pee. she Pisses

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Compilation

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In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

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I for one think cybersmith should kill himself alone and violently because he is a misogynistic Nazi who wants to brutalize women until they are reduced to mindless pets he can literally own and it doesn't matter what he looks like for me to want to wish eternal suffering on him but he does also dress like a Victorian timecop (to emulate his colonial heroes) which is stupid and hilarious and again I do think he should kill himself and I can't believe that anyone is saying otherwise

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I still think it's fucked up that people never post the full chillin on a weekend like usual skit