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Goro: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Ruby, sighing: Osmond…

Osmond: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Ungaga, wiping away a tear: Inspirational.

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Goro: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Ruby: [cracking her knuckles] Manslaughter it is.

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King: Why is there an $800,000 charge on my credit card?!

Ruby: King darling, I’m a material girl!

King, shoving Ruby back into the genie lamp: GET OUT!!!

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Osmond: If I had a nickel for every time I assisted Atlamilla bearers in stopping the embodiment of darkness and fixing the fabric of space and time I'd have two nickels.

Osmond: Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Fairy King: You’re our only hope.

Toan, signing: I ate one hundred year old bread from a chest found at the bottom of the ocean. You may want to rethink that statement.

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[After Toan looks through Seda's memories]

Seda: Do you think I've been a dick to everybody?

Toan:

Seda: I need ya to answer me buddy, please! Please tell me I'm a good person.

Seda: Please, deep down, just tell me I'm a good person.

[Toan looks at Seda and sighs]

Toan: Bitch.

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Ruby: We treasure hunted in the dungeon and now we have more food!

Osmond: …Well, really we just have two hundred year old bread and rotten chicken. But they’re edible!

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Theo: Welcome to Brownboo Village. We're all children of the Moon!

[Nem and another Moon Person are torturing Toan]

[Toan is screaming]

Theo: Lucky cookie zucchini-

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Toan, reading about Xiao: A few months ago on a dreary rainy day, someone left a stray catgirl-

[Laugh that sounds like a deflating balloon]

Toan, with a squeaky inner voice: What do you mean- ha... what do you mean catgirl?

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Toan, signing: It's okay to ask for help.

Ungaga: You're not a burden.

Osmond: Murder is okay.

Xiao: Your feelings matter!

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Goro: If you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions.

Xiao: One time I just woke up at 7 AM and stared at the sunrise for an hour. Don't know what emotions those were, but they sure were a lot!!

Ungaga: If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them.

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Tomahon: I just heard the Boss shouting, "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE MY ROOMBA IS" and then two minutes later, more quietly, "aww, poor Roomba, how’d you get stuck there, sweetie."

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Goro: Is that a rabbit?

Ungaga: He's got a gun!

Osmond, shooting his gun: BLAM BLAM

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Ungaga, after Muska Lacka is destroyed: Hey how're you doing? Well, I'm doing just fine. I lied. I'm dying inside.

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Xiao: Ungaga, listen carefully. Life is a journey.

Ungaga: Uh-huh.

Xiao: That’s all I got. I don’t have advice. I’m two and a cat.

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Gaspard: I’m almost ready to implement our latest plan!

Dr. Jaming: Latest plan for what, Gaspard?

Gaspard: What have I been doing every night since we’ve known each other?

Dr. Jaming: Um...

Dr. Jaming: Snoring and making a funny whistling sound out of your nose?

Gaspard: No! PLANNING TO HELP EMPEROR GRIFFON END THE WOR-

Gaspard: I snore?

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Goro: Fact: I can jump higher than any tree.

Toan, signing: How is that possible?

Goro: Trees can’t jump.

Xiao: ...Can I kill him?