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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

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Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

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Them, regularly, much to my dismay: "you know those energy drinks are terrible for your body"

Me, everytime, much to their dismay and slight concern: "I do not care. My body is not a temple. It is a graveyard. In hell."

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utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

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be me on trial in court for murder but my best friend is attending the hearing and every time we make eye contact we both instantly lose our shit

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Kenji: guys, I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this.

Aaron: *rolling up his sleeves* Manslaughter it is then.

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Aaron: I have no fears.

Juliette: What if Kenji gave you another haircut?

Aaron: I have one fear.

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Kenji being the funniest character in the Shatter Me series:

Ignite Me by Tahereh Mafi, Ch.14

Ch.17

Ch.25

Ch.39

Ch.47

Ch.48

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how dare cardan greenbriar casually drop a number like "yes, my sweet villain, my darling god" and kiss jude duarte on the mouth in front of basically the whole damn kingdom

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Jude: never trusting Cardan even though he can’t lie (valid)

Cardan: trusts Jude with his whole heart even though she can lie (unhinged)

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once a week unprompted i yearn for another darkest powers book. i do black magic, i try to resurrect the series from the dead. kelley armstrong do you even know what you did. are you even aware

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Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

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I made another thing.

With apologies to Neil Gaiman.

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i know eldritch horror kwamis aren't their every day form but can you imagine if tikki approached marinette that first day like this

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Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

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The Jaguarundi.🔊Sound on

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I’m finding it really hard to view the Titanic submersible nonsense with appropriate gravity because goddamn this was the most avoidably stupid way to die we’ve seen in a while.

Oh it’s an untethered, van-sized tube, steered by an off-brand PS3 controller, that navigates via text messages from the mothership, the texts are transmitted by Musky’s satellites, and it has no hatch, instead being bolted together around the occupants from the outside. The CEO of the company considers “safety” an obstacle, and the vehicle is unregulated and unapproved, so you have to sign a waiver that mentions death three times in the first page to board it. Every single one of those points is a reason to not board the thing.

And to top it off, these dipshits decide to name their ACME-ass submersible the Titan, and take it to the most legendary monument to Man’s Hubris on the planet, 3.7 kilometres into the abyss. Like there’s tempting fate, and then there’s this horseshit.

These MFs paid $250000 for a Darwin Award and a starring role in “Worst ways to die” Youtube videos for decades to come.

Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be crying all day.