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tbh as weird as Riverdale is no scene will ever be weirder than Archie and Veronica singing "All Around Me Are Familiar Faces" while Betty pole dances and strips in order to join a biker gang.

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TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

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they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

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Let this day be remembered in the history books.

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[year 2090]

teacher: tell me historical significance of this image

image:

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If you don’t automatically pronounce disgusting as DISᵍᵒˢᵗᵉⁿᵍ then wyd

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check out this cool message I just got from an unknown number in Florida

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shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

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mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied  

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