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The Dark Advisor

Availible as prints!

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Darth Eyeliner

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Dear Lana

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tips on how to kill someone? asking for a friend.

Legally, I am required to say do not do that, however... I can also say that you should not ask them to meet you in a secluded location for a picnic, get their guard to lower to where they do not expect anything, and then proceed to remove their head with your lightsaber when they least expect it. You should also not rig their speeder to explode over a canyon with a remote charge, and keep an eye out for when they go over it to get the precision correct. And you shouldn't poison their drink.

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Obviously life in the alliance has become rather intense. I do miss talking to you guys though.

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I already have three water bottles, a fan on me, and ice.

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Being is sith is okay minus the fact that I'm wearing all black and boiling alive in this heat

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Offer hugs and a punching bag with Theron's face printed on it?

This isn't what I MEANT

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*offers tea and a extra durable stress ball*

This won’t help. I miss Therons posts.

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Aw... Theron Shan, you scoundrel you.

He isn't even here.

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Marry both and fulfill my ot3?

Out of my house.

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This website seems to keep messing up my posts.

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People, leave Lana alone. There's only two people she'd ever even consider marrying. One is an idiot 70% of the time, but she's unendingly loyal to for some reason. And the other she's currently pissed at for keeping secrets.

You're entirely correct. I'd only consider marry those two rather specific people and I won't dare to name them. Ever.

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How annoyed are you with those marriage proposals?

Oh incredibly. If I was any more annoyed I would be expelling lightening into their organs from the inside.

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You're pretty when you're murderous. ;)

Ugh

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I see your point. I may need my skull intact for later.

I don't think you need a skull.

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I am beginning to suspect you don't want to marry me. ):

Is my saying no not enough? Do I have to drive my lightsaber through your skull to seal the deal?