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[actorcooper]

COOPER: Of course I'm coming and I'll supply the beer!

TEXTS || PRIV (Minus Tommy)

DELILAH: Hey babes!!! So it's our favorite boy's birthday next week, and I'm planning him a party! December 2nd at 7pm. DELILAH: We'll have pop culture themed food and a video game tournament. DELILAH: Please let me know if you'd like to come, and hope to see you there! <3

[actorcooper]

That's awesome! Say hi to Mulan for me, she's my favorite Disney princess. That's why I don't do relationships, can't be cheated on if you're not in a relationship. As the product of an affair, I don't feel bad my mom cheated on my stepdad cause he's a douche. Aw, that's too cute.

PRIVATE

Disney World! Trust me, I know. I've been cheated on, too, so I understand how horrible it feels. He never deserved it, at all, and I'm hoping I can show him for the rest of forever what it means to be truly and completely loved.

[actorcooper]

Yeah, I wouldn’t want to do anything medical. I don’t want to get anything on my clothes. Thanks, man I owe you one. Want a signed headshot?

I'm sure that can be arranged, only thing you can't do is anything medical, like not even sticking on a bandaid, but other than that we can give you as close to an immersive experience as possible.

[actorcooper]

I’m free this weekend! It is, but I promise I won’t laugh. I am an amazing actor and have read with actors who couldn't act to save their life and read it in the most monotone voice ever.

You got it. When are you free? And is it a dramatic script? I mean, am I gonna have to try to act? Because I'll do it, but you can't make fun of me.

[actorcooper]

That sounds kinda nasty man. Guess I’ll keep on eating and working out so that doesn’t happen. What if you’re Asian? Do you still grow hair? I have like zero body hair on my chest.

@actorcooper

Did you know that when you are starving, and have little body fat left, your body can grow almost fur-like hair to insulate itself in absence of fat. Now im worried that if i get cold i might end up growing more hair. It's a good job we live in LA.

[actorcooper]

Yup! Played it with Liv the other day and we had a blast. I even let her win. Okay I lost. Hell yeah. we can have a whole game night.

You got it? Anytime I guess, we'll get Liv over, oh and I'll bring Delilah.

[actorcooper]

I mean, your hair is pretty awesome too. What's your routine? Maybe I should grow it out again. Sounds like a plan. Just don't sell it until I die.

Yeah I did remember your hair when the guy was pestering me, figured you'd probably be great for it. Nah, you don't owe me anything, I was just grateful to give him someone else to ask about it. Uh... sure, why not, that way when you career blows up I can be one of those people that brags about knowing you before you were famous

[actorcooper]

I love how you, Tommy and Liv are the only ones supportive of me. I won't suck. I'm hilarious. I once had the dental hygienist almost pee herself cause I was so funny. Kinda? I did do gymnastics as a kid.

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO STAND UP. Even if you suck, at least you can say you tried, u feel. Can I??? What a silly question, I totally can omg. Can you do a front tuck??? Wait no we gotta start at the most basic basics. Can you do a somersault??

[actorcooper]

Just gotta make sure!

Nothing I can say but I did have a call back.

You know I will think of you as soon as I know what's happening, don't worry man.

Had any good news from these auditions? You going to be the star of a new movie anytime soon?

[actorcooper]

PRIVATE Might need a reminder.

PRIVATE

Babe, you've seen me.

[actorcooper]

COOPER: i'll head over at lightning speed, babe.

STEPH: Amazing. Don't take too long or I'll get started without you.

[actorcooper]

Thank you! I won't let you do and you'll get a bunch of new clients with my awesome commercial!

Oh, I'm aware. I'm just now going to actually talk to my boss about it.

[actorcooper]

I get that. Thanks, girl. Nothing too major, a possible commercial for a law firm. I’m mostly still waiting to hear back from a few things. What’s with you?

I sort of have a problem letting things go... Including Candy Crush! Anyway, I'm very proud of you, Cooper. Do you have any other gigs on the horizon?

[actorcooper]

Thanks, I try. i was thinking of doing stand up one day, I'm just still working on the materials. Can you teach me front pikes? I feel like it would be a good thing to have in my resume.

you are so funny omg. you got it pal, one hypebitch coming right up. weights are super duper boring imo so you can lift them while i'll practice my front pikes so i don't embarrass myself at work. total win/win.

[actorcooper]

PRIVATE

Oh! That's awesome! Where are you taking him? Yeah, that's why I'm protective of him, especially with what happened with his last girlfriend. He didn't deserve that.

PRIVATE

Oh my god, Cooper, I'm taking him on vacation!? Who could cheat on Tommy!? Wait, I know, his dumbass ex-girlfriend (not me, because I also technically count as one of his dumbass ex-girlfriends).

[actorcooper]

Depends. If you cheated on my boy, I'm going to tell him. I ain't no snitch, but Tom's my bro and it's like bro code.

PRIVATE

Pst. Coop. Can you keep a secret? @actorcooper

[actorcooper]

Yup! That's me. Thanks, girl. Wait..people still play Candy Crush now? I though only boomers with gambling problems did.

Am I seeing things, or did I see a rerun of your Sue-perstar Athleisure commercial as an ad on my Candy Crush app? I'm so proud of you, Cooper. @actorcooper