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All three are part of the “bad dads” collection too.

I’m gonna dub them

The Badaddies

Me kicking my feet and giggling to myself while I write in my glitter notebook about the most morally irredeemable men you’ve ever heard of

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Me kicking my feet and giggling to myself while I write in my glitter notebook about the most morally irredeemable men you’ve ever heard of

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You know what the fuck I’m talking about bestie.

Sorry. Said I’d get back to regular posting again. I lost a fight to the washing machine (again) and I’ve been kind of frazzled since

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I had a vape pen once but then my brother smacked me so hard that I flew across the room in a rather dramatic fashion

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Sorry. Said I’d get back to regular posting again. I lost a fight to the washing machine (again) and I’ve been kind of frazzled since

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They ass is NOT ready for the Time Bananas that’s all I’m gonna fuckin say.

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Just let them be gay naturally

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Don’t worry! If you ever think someone’s voice is unsexy, just remember that my brother exists

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Throngler

Noun (THrôNG-lər)

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an ambiguous male genitalia, specific to daydreams (of another man, often with intentions of experiencing catharsis).

“He keeps falling half-asleep thinking of the Throngler, and I don’t know how to tell him that this isn’t a good time.”

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Preemptively

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Being condemned to solitary confinement for using the term “The Throngler” to refer to someone’s manhood

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I wish I had a motorcycle that was also a dragon and also part mysterious entity that eats the very light itself

That’d be neat I think

Also don’t forget to hug the slay button today! Every time you do, a TERF eats asphalt

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RIP to my older brother who died in a glue trap three minutes ago

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Love is blind but the neighbors ain’t