acreaturecalledgreed
The Great and Terrible HorseDog
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Not a Who, a What. it/its and he/him pronouns, white, 31 year old cringe ass kinnie and world champion sleepy bitch. we can be friends but you gotta be willing to fight me in a parking lot. sometimes NSFW and sometimes full of gore bc im just sharing what i like. DO NOT FOLLOW IF YOU ARE A MINOR
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acreaturecalledgreed · 5 days ago
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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:
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acreaturecalledgreed · 7 days ago
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look im NOT gonna say it again
THIS is PUNK
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THIS is EMO
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AND THIS
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is SKA
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acreaturecalledgreed · 12 days ago
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ooh Lola, my sweet Lola
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acreaturecalledgreed · 12 days ago
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listens very carefully to what the cute little bun says
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acreaturecalledgreed · 12 days ago
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If only you knew how much I love you, my sweet Lola....
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acreaturecalledgreed · 12 days ago
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WWWWEEEEE attempted 40 yr old sanji,, twink death isn’t real ig BUT I THINK HE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD EEHEHEHEHE
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acreaturecalledgreed · 12 days ago
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🌸🌸🌸
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acreaturecalledgreed · 14 days ago
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TontaLaw!
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He has his coin collection still, which is, according to my friend, ‘like a regular person collecting manhole covers’. He’s the only one in the tontatta tribe that is actively suspicious of people and knows the concept of lying.
He hides in Cora-san’s fluffy coat and uses the Op-Op Fruit, so Doffy thinks that Cora’s eaten it and is using it. But instead, it’s a tiny lil grumpy guy.
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acreaturecalledgreed · 14 days ago
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more teeny floofy tailed grump
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More TontaLaw because this teeny grumpy fuck has entranced me.
Cora’s just like: “please don’t break my cover. you said you had a plan, why are you like this”
And TontaLaw is like: “Doflamingo killed my sister, I got the Revenge Itch.”
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acreaturecalledgreed · 14 days ago
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TontaLaw is not giving up his napping place…
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Cora-san has gotten bitten by the tiny gremlin like twice already trying to retrieve his hat. Law is not interested in having his comfy warm blanket taken away, thank you very much.
…but he can be successfully bribed with a thimbleful of coffee.
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Cora-san gives him a thimbleful, which is huge for a tontatta, and he is on that SUPER caffeine high for half the day. The crash ends up with him just falling asleep instantly and Cora-san having to grab him to keep him from falling to the ground from nine feet up.
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acreaturecalledgreed · 14 days ago
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acreaturecalledgreed · 16 days ago
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This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching
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acreaturecalledgreed · 17 days ago
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can I be so honest. can I be so real. is this a safe space.
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I don't actually think that a 21 year old hooking up with a 30 year old is that bad. I don't think it's a problem the way people make it out to be. that's two legal adults having sex, chief.
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acreaturecalledgreed · 23 days ago
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i sometimes like characters that fucking suck. when a character is a shit head in just the right way it can be so funny and/or compelling. like this is my beloved character, Asshole The Hater. they suck and i love them. someone dropped them into a ditch on the side of the road and i picked them out of the ditch and put them in my pocket
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acreaturecalledgreed · 23 days ago
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Corazon & Law
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acreaturecalledgreed · 24 days ago
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Have a bear for today. nothing special 💖
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acreaturecalledgreed · 24 days ago
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The height of characters really makes you think just how comedically small you are…
couldn’t be me.
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We have a polar bear, a penguin, and an orca- throw a shark into the mix cause why not.
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