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I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

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Griffin: "How old do I have to be to get nunchucks?"

Justin: Like, legally?

Griffin: I don't know if there is actually a law. Uh, one of the answers was, "21 years old," which is very definitive and also probably not correct.

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Justin: This first question comes in to us from Justin from West Virginia, he says, "If you buy a cereal that is called Cupcake Pebbles and is based on cupcakes, how do you eat anything else until that box is empty?"

Griffin: Hmm. That's tricky.

Travis: Great question.

Griffin: This is so funny because before we started recording the show you were talking about the merits of Cupcake Pebbles, and also your name is Justin and also you're from West Virginia.

Travis: The coincidence is overwhelming.

Justin: That's weird. We should skip this question, I think it might be a prank.

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If your members of Congress are on this list, call now and demand their resignation: 202-224-3121

If these are not your Senators or representatives, then call your own Congress members and demand they remove these people from office: 202-224-3121

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Detective Conan but it’s just a ridiculous comedy.

After being shrunk Shinichi just kind of goes back to his daily life. His classmates just roll with it. Some of them didn’t even notice he shrunk until a few days later. They’re like, “Kudo... did you get shorter?” “Yes.” “Oh ok.”

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Hpyu…….

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"Why are you so obessed with found family?"

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

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film reviews that will haunt me forever

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i think it would be good if we normalized having like. a day or week in elementary/middle school where everyone used pronouns they didn’t normally used. i think that would be educational for everyone involved

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Pokemon Café mix is a seriously underrated pokemon sidegame. Like, I'll make a list showcasing some of the recipes in the game:

Apparently Dugtrios eat a lot!

YAMPER BUTT BREAD also what's that bologne made of?

They really like to enfatize that Litwick drains your life-force huh?

Ok that looks extra good now i want some pizza

This gives me studio ghibli food vibes you know? Like, a Kitsune ice-cream store or something

That whole plate is an entrée?! Geez, who are we serving, a Snorlax?

I don't really like popcorn but i must admit that using oricorio's nectar thing as dye was a very smart move

Ok it's canon now, what's under Mimikyu's disguise is... Curry.

I wonder if the hamburger is vegan or not (Loco Moco is an Hawaiian recipe that consists in eggs and brown gravy over a hamburger patty)

Embrace the D E C A D E N T pikachu fruit flan. Do it. Slam your face in it. I know you want it.

Tell me what y'all think!

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So now that my whole family is vaccinated using the Pfizer vaccine, I thought it might be nice to report on our side effects! Can you find the common denominator?

Me, 30

vaccinated 22 Dec

22 Dec- minor flashes of pain at injection site

23 Dec- injection site pain when punched lightly in the arm by Dad who forgot which arm I got the shot in, some joint stiffness that’s proooobably more likely related to falling asleep in a stupid position and honestly it’s so minor that it barely counts

24 Dec- redness at injection site, no swelling, no longer tender to touch- redness possibly from ripping off band-aid.

Lauren, 27

vaccinated 20 Dec

21 Dec- reported swelling and soreness in left arm around injection site

22 Dec- reported headache in the morning and a low-grade fever that broke by 1 PM

24 Dec- reported significant pain at injection site when slapped on the arm by our dad as he was telling a joke and laughing too hard at his own joke

Nick, 24

Vaccinated 23 Dec

24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when gently shaken awake by our dad, who managed to put his hand exactly on the injection site

Sarah, 20

Vaccinated 23 Dec

23 Dec- reported pain and swelling at injection site 

24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when picked up by our dad in an attempt to crack her back

Mom, 58

vaccinated 23 Dec

23 Dec- reported severe headaches in evening and redness/swelling around injection site

24 Dec- headache gone, injection site red and a little itchy, pain at injection site when hugged too tightly by my dad

Dad, 57

vaccinated 19 Dec

19 Dec- reported soreness around injection site

24 Dec- reported severe pain in entire body when entire family decided to beat him with pillows to see how he liked it

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Every time I see a picture of super shiny, polished armor I want to kick a Victorian.

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Komi-san is bad at communicating!

More animation practice.

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2021 tumblr discourse predictions:

a popular user is murdered and the person who kills them assumes control of their blog to try and cover up the murder, then them blocking all of the person's former mutuals to avoid being contacted causing a whole slew of drama

AOC has a heated gamer moment playing halo 5

an update causes a glitch where everyone's likes & blogs they're following are made public. chaos reigns

people start talking about how making fun of pyramid schemes is misogynistic and we're just afraid of women having power

anti-vax comes to tumblr in the form of people saying vaccines are bad because some people have anxiety and shouldn't be forced to have to interact with doctors

people learn kamala harris follows jk rowling on twitter and the final trumpet sounds as the gates of hell open unleashing untold horrors onto the world

elon musk dies of covid and people argue whether grimes is a Girl Boss or not for using the inheritance to hire a private army and launch a full scale war on australia

stray cat j is arrested for tax evasion

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i only return to tumblr when i catch wind of fun new fandom drama and boy howdy this destiel shit came out of left field