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me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good
one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?
me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point
my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious
henry: nē ic wile nāt
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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
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love when i drink so much water at once i run out of breath. makes me feel like a kid at the park at a water fountain
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is there any reason american rubbers are pink or are they just a little gayer than the rest of us
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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my wire mother taught me so much. like which metal is the best heat conductor. and the imagination needed to feel warmth
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me outside at night: hm. what's the scariest image I've ever seen
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crazy that all those 13 year old girls clocked dan and phil so hard. like mustve been intensely fucked up and invasive etc etc but so crazy that 13 year old girls worldwide were like those men are secretly gayandinlove and they literally were
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They are the nancy drew clue crew
these three emojis are brothers 🤔🤨🧐
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me on the outside: im fine..
me inside: im fine as hell
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me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok
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I’m so sorry to inform you but regarding that post about hatsune miku/Ben Shapiro collab, my friend is making a Ben Shapiro voicebank. This is the darker timeline, I’m afraid.
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