You can pretty much sum up my life with serial killers, psychopathy, Boy Meets World, Disney, coffee, sarcasm, sleep, and everything Andrew McMahon.
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“where do you go for fun?” well mostly i hang out here, on the right side of my couch, but this butt dent is pretty established, so sometimes i like to switch things up. shuffle over to the other side. there’s no computer charger over there, so it’s pretty high-stakes. sometimes i lie down across the whole couch, which is like an entirely new thing
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what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
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You know you’re a 90s kid when you have no good source of income and want to die
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The Sims Tumblr Posts
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set #2
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I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot
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sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off
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the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
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You never apologized to me for hurting me, but I apologized to you 12 times for being angry about it.
(via suspend)
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