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Ever known someone with a monthly auto payment that was higher than the monthly rent?

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Now on second thought, all of those executives should have been Japanese.

And actually, while not a bad idea in theory, God knows what the AI would've done with that information.

Never mind. Enjoy Parnell Moonshine as nature intended.

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What I like to think is happening is these two law enforcement figures from a small rural county down in woop-woop think they're blending in with the urbane crowd as they attempt to locate a missing person from their area.

And that missing person is staring at them from 10 feet away, wearing a hat.

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IYKYK

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There was a war costing the U.S. 100 men a week in Southeast Asia, and yet, people thought this shit was hilarious.

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She's looking at him from behind his back.

We seem to be looking at him from behind his back.

And then there's Axl Rose, who said something about having handcuffs "clamped in front of my back." Which means that "looking at him from behind his back" would actually mean to look at him from the front.

Makes sense, and yet it doesn't. Much like a lot of AI.

And no, I'm not going to quote any more lyrics from that awful song.

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Second one is an upscale version of the first one. I like them both.

First one has a stronger contrast. The bedspread looks lighter. And that carpet is total early 70s — which lasted well into the mid-80s in some places!

But speaking of carpet, check out the floor in the second one. Gonna be a bloodstain in that carpet by 1996. The mold growing on the ceiling in such a sunny room — well, I guess this one has contrast too.

Bedspread in that second one is going to give you a static shock everytime you pull it up though. Makes it kinda fun!

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Howya doin?

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Nos. 1–3: MLK, PI

Nos. 4–5: Self-explanatory

Nos. 6–7: MLK in The 90s

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Goodnight, Joe.

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But seriously, this was a prime-time network television show broadcast in America during the 1960s. WTF?

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Who's the last person you'd want to brick up in your version of "The Cask of Amontillado"? That's right, the Kool-Aid Man! I wanted this to work so damn badly, this vision I had. But the bricks wouldn't go as high as I wanted them or Kool-Aid Man wouldn't look Kool-Aidy enough or the damn cellar would be too bright.

Felt like I was the one in an Edgar Allan Poe story. Next time, I'll try the Schlitz Bull.

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You know, this show didn't make one lick of goddammed sense.

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A lot of air returns in that mall...

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There are many reasons why "Stratford-on-Guy" stands out on Exile in Guyville. It's one of the few songs on the album not directly about relationships. It's got a good beat with a hummable melody. It occupies the "Shine a Light" slot, and it describes in wonderful detail to a 'T' a celestial part of modern travel that is regarded as just another ordinary sequence of a boring experience.

So how much could AI ruin the song for me?

Oh, it gave a good shot at it. I asked for a young blond woman (as Liz Phair was in 1993) sitting by a window seat, which I knew was going to cause trouble and give me grief. Instead of an indie rocker with long hair, it gave me the paralegals shown above.

I don't know what that Empiresque building is in No. 1, but it doesn't remind me of anything in Chicago. Haven't been there in awhile, so who knows.

No. 4 is what I got when I asked for casual wear, a cardigan and a t-shirt. I guess with a little less makeup and a little more stubble, she could've passed for Kurt.

The last two are from Google AI. A little more casual, neither looking anything like Liz Phair. Wrong side of the airplane to be in Seat 27D. And those windows are so big, I can only assume that they're traveling on some sort of flying submarine.

Anyway. All this took an hour. Maybe a day. Please don't @ me if you're a paralegal.

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The prompt was "Cheers was filmed before a live audience."

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A series called "Night Cycles" — 4th slide supposed to be Agent Clarice Scully or whomever investigating the other three.