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Life without a cell

Life without a cell phone sounds like the craziest idea ever! But I did it, a little over a year of “cell phone” free. Well sort of. I had a emergency phone and used my tablet for texting. I just hopped from wifi to wifi.You believe how many free wifi spots are out there now! Never the less it didnt save me time or money. I still ended up using my tablet as much as I have used my cell phone. So…

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I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

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I love this! This is me everyday. I look into everything for a meaning. . . . #vibratehigher #aclanofunicorns

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A note from me....................... I don't write as much as should. My life has been like a 🐹 hamster wheel I couldn't get off lately. I will work on getting more blog post in, recaps, and updates. As of now my mind is swirling with #metoo #timesup #nomore women are becoming more and more powerful and I'm not hiding anymore. ✌❤

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I've learned you must be exact when talking to the universe. It listens. It will bring you exactly what you ask. Maybe not in the time frame you want or possibly need, but the universe will take care of you. You shouldn't use negative words when speaking to the universe or all you get is negative vibes back. Always vibrate Higher. Vibrate positively. Speak from the heart ❤✌.

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Yep.......coffee ☕☕☕ . . #coffeelover #itscoldoutside #hipsterfashion #flannels #autismmamaMODE #autismmama #autismmamasrock #irunoncoffeeandcusswords

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Motivation Wall for this year. For my wellness and health. #excited . . . . #weightloss #weightlossmotivation #goals #beastmode #squats #hiking #adventure #justdoit #skater #autismmom #glutenfreegirl #celiac #aclanofunicorns

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I have so many thoughts and ideas for this new 365 day book . . . #newbeginnings #newadventures #2k18 #aclanofunicorns

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Happy New Year . . . #2k18 #newadventures #aclanofunicorns

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That's right baby and they're super snuggly, dark green, GAP, ones! #singlemomproblems #singlelife #sweatpantsandtanktop #sweatsarelife #igblog #blogger #christmasbum #imdone #santacancomenow🎅 🎄 #aclanofunicorns #autismmom

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Gotta read my favorite person in the whole world new blog! I'm so proud she is doing this! It's a complete release of emotion. Go get um love #FUCKcancer #ptsd #ptsdsucksmonkeyballs

So about this blog thing…

“What in the actual hell am I thinking?” is the thought that goes through my head as I’m typing this. I’m the farthest thing from a “writer” and it took basically the threat of death from friends for me to even start this blog. ::Sigh:: Here I am, about to fuck it all up, kind of like life.

So there’s your semi introduction to me. If you’re ready to exit and run now, tighten the laces, nearest door is to the left. Be careful that first step gets you by surprise. If you’ve already paid full price for the ticket and bought snacks, kick back, watch the previews, and know the main event is WAAAAAAAYYYY more fucking entertaining and chaotic!

Welcome to the World of Kelly, an Army Veteran turned Nurse trying to figure out this “New Normal” of PTSD from MST, while going through cancer AGAIN, a separation/dating, and healing through powerlifting. Shit is about to get weird, funny, emotional and heavy/raw (not just the weights).

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Put your Hair in the Air

I’ve been dying my hair since I was 12 years old and Angela Chase on the hit 90s TV show, My So Called Life forever changed my life by dying her hair red. It started my hair coloring movement. I put all sort of colors in my hair and when it failed I had to cut it all off to fix my mess. I didn’t care, it was fun. The last few years have been my favorite experience in the “unicorn hair” the pinks,…

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October 2017

So October is Domestic Violence Awareness month. Like Autism Awareness it should be everyday 365 days a year. This subject is something I never thought would happen to me or did happen to me. It’s taken therapy, research, and realizing red flags to fully understand the monsters cruel ways. My story is different, but everyone’s is. I met the the monster as this charming ever so handsome 8th grader…

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Holding Your Breath

Sometimes in life we have bite the bullet and do things quickly. Or unexpectedly. My whole life I’ve spent robbing Peter to pay Paul at least 4 or 5 times out of the year. Even when I worked 2 jobs which totalled at least 70hrs a week combined. Or put my health off till I’m dead sick and a trip to the ER is my only option. Life is hard, but we do it. We get through it. We pick up our piece’s and…

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Freezing Apples

Ok so a had this huge bag of apples more than I could eat before they went bad. So I took to Pinterest and tried to find ” How to freeze apples” to my disappointment there isn’t many recipes that work. So like most I created my own and came up with the perfect combination and no brown apples. Here’s what I did…………….in a super large bowl a added 8 cups of cold water. To my water I added: 1 tsp…

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I try.....

I try…..

My days are meant to be vegan. I wake up wanting so much to not eat or consume animals, but this Paleo approach has got me thinking and eating. My body isn’t as shaking as much now that I’m eating a Paleo diet. And eliminating corn, soy, and Mangos so far has helped so much. So today’s recap I had sweet potatoes fried in coconut oil with a little red onions and 2 free range Vegetarian fed eggs, I…

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Ugh holy frustrating

When I think about weight loss. I think about 2009ish I went from 224lbs down to 158 lbs! I was amazed. I was happy, healthy, & fit!! Walked EVERYDAY! Excercised my core everyday!! Vegetarian fare everyday, limited snacks and no eating out cause, well I was like poor and had 0 dollars to eat out so junk wasn’t even part of my grocery budget. I shopped the outside of the store and stayed away from…