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s13 ep2 gave me a good excuse to use this meme.

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Happy birthday xxx

Apollo: I dedicate this song to my beautiful boyfriend. Happy birthday, baby. Percy, blushes: Thanks, sunshine. Everyone watches Apollo serenade to Percy Will: Come on, Nico. We're going home. Nico: But I wanna hear the song As Apollo sings, it turns into a Magic Mike concert Apollo: Can the birthday boy come to the stage? Percy, shooting from his chair: Here I come. Poseidon, getting ready to hurl his trident at Apollo Nico: ... We can go now. Will: Yep!

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Happy birthday - Gods

Gods: Happy birthday, Perseus Percy: Thanks... Gods: We offer you a gift Percy: Oh... thanks, you didn't have to. Is it vacation? After that last quest, I could really use one--- Gods: Here are two quests! Percy: Gods: Yay! Percy: From the bottom of my heart, fuck you all

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bIRTHDAY

I was suppose to release a birthday picture of Percy but it's not done so it'll be release sometime this week. Which makes me cry because i like to release things on an exact day.

Consider a later birthday gift i guess.

Anyways, Happy Birthday Babyboy.

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basically hahhaaha

It kinda of came up

Will create a social media post. Will blocks Apollo Will, sighs: I'm save Percy posts a picture of Apollo kissing him Will: ... damn, I'm gonna have to block Percy too

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Thalia's great idea

Percy: Hey, guys. I need your help. It's about Apollo. Will: I'm not sure if I wanna help. Percy: Our one-year anniversary is coming up, and I don't know what to do. I really wanna up my game. He's always spoiling me, and I wanna return the favor. Thalia: oh boy. Not this love nonsense. Grover: This is so sweet! Nico: Why not buy him roses or sing a poem? Percy: I want it to be special. Thalia: Just wrap yourself in gold and play a lyre. He'll wet over that. Percy: But I already do that. Thalia: Thot Percy: shush Will: Why not get Dad a seashell necklace? Or pearls maybe? Dad likes pearls. Percy: Already got him that. Grover: Lord Apollo would love to hear you serenade. How about "You are my Sunshine?" Nico: Bake your famous cookies, but make them yellow suns? Thalia, joking: Get a tattoo of his name on your ass in bold cursive. LMAO, he'll love it. Percy: Thalia: lemme guess, you already got that too Percy: I don't... but that's a great idea! Thalia: dude I was joking--- Percy: I'm gonna set up the appointment. Thanks, guys! Nico: Will: Grover: Thalia: He is such a whore.

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This us canon. I don't take no for an answer

"You came?" "You called."

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I'm not good with flirting, sorry y'all

Apollo: A little birdy told me you're into blondes. Is that right, Perseus? Percy: ... Yes Apollo, smirks: Well Apollo flicks his shiny gold hair Apollo: I'm something of a blonde myself.

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A specific request

Percy: So let me get this straight. Percy: You want me to *reads notes* crush your head with my thighs? Apollo: Correct. Percy: Even though it will hurt? Apollo: No pain, no gain, darling. Percy: Percy: I think you need your head checked.

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*snickers*

Apollo: Home is where the heart is. Apollo smacks Percy's ass Apollo: And my heart is in that--- Triton: BIBLE! MY HEART IS IN THE BIBLE. AMEN---

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defending percy jackson on the internet isn't enough i need to take him away from his own author

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IT WORKSSSS

POSTED AND IM POSTING MOREEEE

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When i was six, i use to lick walls. deadass. teachers had to call my parents. i stopped doing it around 8 years old

@deliajackson @cynthiav06 @ogjacksonsimp @luciajacksonpapadopoulos

tag game!

tag your moots and tell them something random about yourself

I'll start

when i was in fourth grade i adopted my friends and now i have like 6 children (idek how many there were a lot)

@modern-inheritance @emmidemi @deadskincellsonyourpillow @pogues4lifeee @weirdponytail @danhengswifefrfr11 @midnight-blues07 @conditioningint3stin3s @purple-dinosaur17 + open tags (anyone who wants to join!)

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It kinda of came up

Will create a social media post. Will blocks Apollo Will, sighs: I'm save Percy posts a picture of Apollo kissing him Will: ... damn, I'm gonna have to block Percy too

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Poseidon DMing Apollo: when i see you , it's on sight. FR

lmoa

Perpollo on Twitter Pt.2

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I love their relationship

Hermes: I stole your cow Apollo bursts into burning bright flames Hermes: But I have this golden lyre. I'll show you how to play Apollo: Hmmm, tempting. I'll spare you this time, little brother.

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holy shit! im sorry. i just realized this is based off of Lucy's story. i thought it was another HC. sorry love!

So Lucy's gonna be only one ig?

Percy, holding his daughter for the first time: She’s so adorable…

Apollo, who performed the emergency c-section: She’s perfect, love…

Percy: She’s so small…

Apollo: Our tiny little miracle…

Percy: Such soft curly hair…

Apollo: And she has your nose

Percy: … I want more!

Apollo:

Apollo: Babe, you almost died giving birth to this one!