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Angela: Girls are hot.
Angela: Boys are hot, too.
Angela: Why is everyone so hot?
Brennan: Global warming.
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Zack: Angela told me that instead of being sad, I should “go get it, girl”. So I’m going to get it, girl.
Brennan: Get what?
Zack: Unclear. I’ll get everything just to be safe.
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Booth: Can I be frank with you guys?
Brennan: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is going to help.
Zack: Can I still be Zack?
Hodgins: Shhh, let Frank speak.
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Booth: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Sweets: >:O language

Brennan: Yeah watch your fucking language

Hodgins: Okay, who taught Brennan the fuck word?!

Cam : 'The fuck word'.

Vincent : Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Wendell: Oh my god he censored it

Cam : Say fuck, Vincent .

Wendell: Do it, Vincent . Say fuck.
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~incorrect bones quotes~
Booth: we need to distract these guys
Angela: leave it to me
Angela: centaurs have six limbs and therefore are insects. Discuss.
Zack, Brennan, and Hodgins: *immediately begin arguing*
Cam, watching in horror: oh this. I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all
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Brennan: Based on genital structure, men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.
Hodgins: The Scots were right all along.
Brennan: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.
Booth: The Scots were right all along.
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Angela, doing a vlog : Hey guys, today me and my friend are testing hair products
Zack : *sprays hairspray directly into his mouth*
Zack : I can tell you off the bat that this one is not very good
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Sweets: Agent Booth, why does Dr. Brennan call you babygirl? Booth: How about we all stop talking for a while.
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“There’s still a piece of me that can’t let go of you.”
— Skylar Grey // White Suburban
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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here
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weird therapist. from this textpost and this textpost
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✨ just two best friends who will save magic ✨
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