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aceymetrical · 10 hours
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love when a poll says to share where youre from and everyone says their country like a normal person and then americans give you random letter codes. "im from south MN" like girl on the shelf? are you a book or perhaps a vinyl record?
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aceymetrical · 4 days
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He's been there the whole time
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Currently taking odds on this guy showing up as Sam Reich’s evil twin in the next season of Game Changer
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aceymetrical · 4 days
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Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life
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aceymetrical · 4 days
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im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything
any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna
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aceymetrical · 4 days
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gooner mewing baby gronk skibidi rizz in ohio is just the new big chungus ugandan knuckles dogelore ligma is just the new deep fried mlg montage here come dat boy dicks out for harambe is just the new rage face forever alone trololo that feel when no gf which according to my dad is just the modern replacement for nerds incessantly quoting Monty Python at each other
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aceymetrical · 6 days
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aceymetrical · 6 days
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yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves
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aceymetrical · 6 days
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As someone in their thirties. Yes I do know, and I am so so sorry.
please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person
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aceymetrical · 11 days
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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost
The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.
The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.
The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.
The “get stuff done while you wait” method.
The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.
The “break the task into smaller steps” method.
The “treat yourself like a pet” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.
The “put on a persona” method.
The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.
The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.
The “wait for a trigger” method.
The “do it for your future self” method.
The “might as well” method.
The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.
The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.
The “make it easy” method.
The “junebugging” method.
The “just show up” method.
The “accept when you need help” method.
The “make it into a game” method.
The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.
The “trick yourself” method.
The “break it into even smaller steps” method.
The “let go of should” method.
The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.
The “fork theory” method.
The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.
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aceymetrical · 11 days
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aceymetrical · 11 days
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So um, it's my birthday today, and I heard you can ask for reblogs on your bday 👀 so um if you'd like to support my work today, here's a nice compilation of some of my best art from the last year!
I'm starting full time freelancing as an artist this month, so any help with visibility would be much appreciated!!
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aceymetrical · 15 days
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wooper receives gender-affirming care
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aceymetrical · 19 days
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aceymetrical · 19 days
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whats my gender, you ask? *i turn and continue to pick up cool rocks. im never going to answer your question*
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aceymetrical · 19 days
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pros of being generally hard to notice: im sneaky >:) cons of being generally hard to notice: They Freakin Forgor Me
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aceymetrical · 20 days
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give this shirt to callum
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aceymetrical · 21 days
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