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darkspark

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every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

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out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

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Cringe culture is dead, I’m drawing the famous video game cowboys together. Even if they’re from entirely different games and eras.

(Moment for just Arthur 🤌)

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an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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A table bereft of Grace.

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anyone care for some transmasc kiri

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😭😭😭😭😭

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My man. I been doing traditional and wanted to try a full ilus. Not fully happy but i tried and thats the good part!

Process pics:

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Blehhh

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My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

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angery.

Today's Seal Is: Oooogh...Now You've Done It!!

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The only pair I care about for valentines day. That is all.

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two of them <3

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I'm totally not sour that they replaced the seventh survivor with mikaela. I'm not upset that ace wasn't given a cool, themed outfit to go along with the other original group of survivors. nah. couldn't be me.

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She’s showing you her pedicure ♡