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she's still in my head (minthara) (from house baenre)

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bro last night was a danimals sweepstakes

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BioWare asking players about the world state in Veilguard:

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This frame cracks me up every time 🤣🤣🤣

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Your coworkers are the same type of freak wdyd

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hyperphantasia davrin vs aphantasia lucanis

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this is act 1 Vstarion to me

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time casts a spell on you,

but you won’t forget me.

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little pawns

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Commission

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Protector of the People

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Let’s manage your adhd together

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lady of sorrows

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a lot of my buddies are playthings for the gods. not me though

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Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls

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Morrigan in armor cus... yes??

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I love the “tell the one about the man who married a drider!” line you get when volunteering Minthara at the circus, because she immediately gives the punchline “it was a beautiful webbing” and just accepts the fact that she is the funniest person you know

But not only that, the way it’s phrased with you referencing a specific joke and her immediately knowing what joke you’re referencing and the punchlines indicates that she had told you this joke at least once before.

It’s not just a random common joke, the way it’s phrased indicates that you both have some shared context for this joke and Minthara thinks it’s worth sharing.

So what this means is that Minthara likes to tell you bad drow puns/jokes during moments the game doesn’t show

So I’m imagining how many times Minthara has done something like sat down with the camp at night while eating a meal of 26 loaves of bread and 3 rotten apples, and begins telling an elaborate dark and twisted story about some fallen drow male who became infatuated with one of Lolth’s abominations, just to dead pan end it with “it was a beautiful webbing”