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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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kinda tired fighting for a life i don’t even want

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This country hates women so much that its willing to doom democracy.

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unfortunately i DID take what you said to heart and now i’m sobbing and debating on whether i should kill you or kill myself

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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

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Nothing says "Healthy and Functional Democracy" like an entire nation being gripped by dread because it's an election day.

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is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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Girl suffering mental illnesses and crippling loneliness: “I’m struggling bad but it’s definitely my fault actually, I just need to try harder somehow. I just need to find a way to try harder”

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They did NOT ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

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i need my mom to stop sayin im being overdramatic when im worrying abt my money and ability to find housing. “ur only 23, u aren’t behind at all! plus u work so much, u should find a place just fine!”

lady, i work more than full-time and pull in less than $30k a year. there is no hope💀

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treated myself to a little 'sleeping for eight hours' last night but i need to be careful lest i grow dependent on such luxuries

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being traumatized is so embarrassing sometimes like oooogh my mom was mean to me when i was little so now i want to eviscerate myself anytime i think i’ve done something wrong. fuck you