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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

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tiny death roll

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all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger

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happy passover!

and for tomorrow!

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i’m starting a collection of things insane people do in animal crossing

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fuck i didn't think about this either. that's so funny. electric cars were liberal garbage up until about a year ago so even if rural conservatives are ready to get on board with tesla now that they like musk being a nazi freak they actually can't do it bc the infrastructure doesn't exist

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>be me >have corruption kink >opens newspaper and reads the politics section >get so hard I cant walk

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What did you just call me

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one weird thing about fallout 4 is that, to the protagonist, the time span between “happy idealized middle-class suburban family” and “pumping yourself full of combat drugs and killing people with tire irons” would feel like a few minutes.

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The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

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Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect

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good dynamic: character who’s too deeply rooted to a fault + character who’s never been able to form roots anywhere before

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Calling cumming "finishing" is fine and all but like...we are not finished though. The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you. Sit back down.

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“the worst that could happen is she says no” wrong. she’ll use her ritual dagger on me