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“Archbishop James Usher (1580-1656) published Annales Veteris et Novi Testaments in 1654, which suggested that the Heaven and the Earth were created in 4004 B.C. One of his aides took the calculation further, and was able to announce triumphantly that the Earth was created on Sunday the 21st of October, 4004 B.C., at exactly 9:00 A.M., because God liked to get work done early in the morning while he was feeling fresh.

This too was incorrect. By almost a quarter of an hour.”

- Good Omens

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Are you aro-ace? (also are your dms open I need more ace friends)

Hella )

And for sure; i’m horribly unresponsive sometimes, but I’d love to chat

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tagged!

Rules: if you are tagged, answer these same questions, say who you were tagged by, and tag at least 7 more people

tagged by @dotingdamen, thanks love!!

Name: Terri

Age: 25

Sexuality: ace af

Education: BAs in computer science, physics and astronomy. Recently withdrawn from CSC PhD program

Favorite TV Show: no long-standing favourites, I tend to get really invested in shows for a short while and then put them on the back burner. Very into BNHA right now. Doctor Who and Buffy were my childhood. Criminal Minds was a hell of a marathon recently; very fun. Yuri on Ice kept me alive last year so that was great. 

Favorite Movie: eish that’s a hard one. Pride and Prejudice, Pacific Rim, The Last Holiday, a bunch of animated movies. The music from The Greatest Showman has been stuck in my head for a full three weeks.

Favorite Food: A family recipe for ox tail stew

New Question because it should be here! Favorite Book: Good Omens and the Discworld series

Top 3 Bands/Artists: Fall Out Boy, The Monroes, and Green Day

Favorite Color: mint and olive greens

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Relationship Status: single

Last thing eaten: actual proper breakfast for once! French toast with bovril.

tagging @13wyvern7 @bitten-by-a-pansexual-spider @heythereliberty @i-am-the-bolognese​ @imnotasthinkasyoupunkiam @thatisntscience​ or anyone who wants an excuse to share!

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Lesson learned. Never go shopping with someone who says ‘it looks good on you’ when they mean ‘it disguises the fact that you are overweight’

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I’m waffle

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Do you ever suddenly get terrified for past you? 

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i made stroganoff with whipping cream instead of sour cream but i too am an Adult and hey it was actually pretty good

i made risifrutti that’s at least 60% pure whipped cream but i am an Adult and i am allowed to do that

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Crystals for banishing someone:

Any of em if you throw em hard enough

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I hate that I laughed at this

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fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?

me: sore

fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?

me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.

fencing coach:

fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies

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me: well I accidentally depression slept through the morning the least I can do now is get a somewhat healthy breakfast in

depression voice that controls me: just drink a coffee thats basically a whole meal

me: youre so smart. thank you

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I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

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Yeah, I make chickens. I take two - I take two different kinds of chickens and then I make them fuck and then they make a different new chicken that’s different then that was before and then a lot of times that chicken will poop stuff out that you guys want and then I’ll give it if I if you ask for it and then it did it then I’ll give it to ya and I’ll say here’s the thing you asked for and then, uh, then sometimes you guys will say I need this and then but I don’t that doesn’t, that’s not a chicken yet so I’ll take two other chickens and I’ll make them fuck and then that’ll make a thing and then uh then uh when that chicken grows up to be a uh big mom chicken it’ll fluh it’ll shit out what the thing you need it’ll give it to you

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two things i want:

a chopped-style cooking show where the judges have no cooking experience

a chopped-style cooking show where the competitors have no cooking experience

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Chris Riddell was on set of Good Omens today x x x x x x x 

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All the black peoples’ reactions have me fuckin screaming lmao