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[ID: Screenshot from the Deltarune Valentine's newsletter, showing a small illustration of Ralsei in a nurse outfit and smiling. He is accompanied by white text, surrounded by a frame of hearts. The text reads,
Dear Lancer, This is not a Valentine. It is a secret note I'm showing to you as I'm writing it. Can you please tell Susie to stop rolling up all of the Valentines paper into a giant tube and then trying to get me to pretend to "smoke" it? I would really appreciate your assistance on this. And please stop bashfully pointing at this and yelling "is that for me?" If you get Susie's attention then she'll come over here and
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WEED RALSEI IS REAL
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AITA for ripping out my soul (its possessed by an amoral time god) to go eat by pie?
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kris and noelle discuss critically acclaimed fps game half dead 2, their missing siblings, and obscure human musicians like claude debussy
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[ID: A screenshot from the Undertale/Deltarune newsletter. It shows a question from “Felix” asking, “How would you feel if you knew a friend was keeping something from you?”
Papyrus the skeleton sweats nervously as he responds, “…Keeping something… from me!?” Then his eyes go wide. “You mean… like keeping the bone I gave them as a gift?!” A happy tear falls from one eye. “Displaying it proudly upon their hearth!?” He blushes and looks down. “I would feel warmth and pride!!! Please keep things from me!!!” (As usual, all of Papyrus’s text is rendered in all-caps Papyrus font.) End ID]
Hey??? That nervous expression in the first textbox????
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Hot Drink
I hope that the new year is treating everyone well!
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[ID: Art featuring Berdly and Noelle from DeltaRune.
In the first panel, Noelle is surrounded with sparkles. She clasps her hands together and gushes, “Me and Susie’s date was sooo fun we made eye contact and held hands and and and—” There is an arrow pointing to the words “held hands” with the correction, “fingers grazed.” Berdly looks away from Noelle with an annoyed expression and thinks, “god i support her but this is all she ever talks about.”
In the second panel, their roles have swapped. Now Berdly is clenching a fist as he sparkles and says, “Kris and I’s Minecraft session was sooo fun they burnt down my house and called me a noob, they totally have a crush on me it’s so obvious…” Noelle looks away with an annoyed expression and thinks, “god i support him but this is all he ever talks about.” End ID]
best friends who annoy the shit out eachother with their crushes
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the hero’s journey
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[ID: Comic of Susie and Noelle from DeltaRune. In the first panel, Noelle is blushing as she faces Susie, saying, “I…” Noelle sweats and stammers, “I… I…!”
Susie says, “…J, K, L, M, N, O, P.” Noelle looks up and emits two exclamation marks. Susie continues with a blank, but maybe slowly-realizing-something expression, “Q, R, S, T, U, V…”
Noelle’s eyes widen as she finishes, “…W, X, Y and Z.”
The last panel shows them joyfully holding hands as they fly in a circle, surrounded by pink flower petals. End ID]
They’re meant for each other
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[ID: Edited text boxes of Noelle from DeltaRune. She says with a grin,
It’s November! You know what that means…
Turn on Mariah Carey and break out the LED lights and tinsel…
…because Christmas is almost upon us again!
Yahoo!
Noelle’s smile abruptly drops, replaced with a blank but slightly apprehensive expression. She continues in parentheses,
(Angel almighty I have to do this shit every fucking year)
(I’m so fucking tired)
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The “Noelle is unreasonably excited for Christmas coming” jokes are funny but like. What if enthusiasm for Christmas is ANOTHER one of the fronts this girl has to put up
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[ID: Screenshots of DeltaRune text boxes. They read,
Ralsei: I… don’t think it meant anything, Susie.
Ralsei: He turned into our ally, so let’s just accept it.
Susie: (Kris… you’ve got goosebumps.)
Susie: (…you ok?)
Ralsei: Don’t think about what happened too hard, OK?
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thinkin bout how ralsei’s whole thing is that he’s kind and sweet and susie’s is that she’s rough and rude and yet ralsei is very unempathetic and susie has more emotional intelligence than anyone else in the fun gang
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[ID: The first image is a screenshot from the wiki and reads,
Addisons are upbeat and energetic; their dialogue lines almost always end in an exclamation point or two. They will constantly attempt to advertise various products to the party and pander to their customers' interests. However, they do seem capable of experiencing more complex emotions and deep thought, as indicated by their backstory…
The text cuts off there. The second image is the same screenshot, but the word Addisons has been replaced with “retail workers.” End ID]
the wording on this absolutely kills me fsr
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They’re playing piano I feel like there’s something innately intimate about authors including their respective art form within their creation. [ID: Colored sketch of Noelle and Kris from Deltarune. Kris is in the foreground, playing piano, facing the viewer. Noelle lies on the couch behind them, eyes closed, hands locked on her chest. The overall pallet is warm, but has a slightly uneasy yet nostalgic sepia quality to it. End of ID]
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#hes doing pushups with his nose (via @girlwiththegreenhat)
out of all the q&a tweets so far this one made me laugh the most
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[ID: Screenshot from the Spamton Q&A. The question is from Goob @ Goob_Comics, who asks, “Spamton, you absolute hottie, how can I have a nose as deliciously long as yours?”
Spamton responds, “Hit the gym KID.” End ID]
out of all the q&a tweets so far this one made me laugh the most
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[ID: Redraw of a CatCrumb picture with Spamton and Jevil as the cats. Spamton wails, “No more love!!” Jevil snarls, “Broken-ass marriage!!!!” Then there is a drawing of them lying on the floor and reaching towards each other, just barely touching. Their hands are labeled “hand” and “unlovable hand.” End ID]
UH. UH
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