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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

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has anyone noticed that working for a living sucks ass

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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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whatever (it's eating away at my soul)

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

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queer stories matter i'm gay and i saw a bird today

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

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Joy Sullivan, from Instructions for Traveling West: Poems; “These Days People Are Really Selling Me on California”

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