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man this morning i heard my sister screaming in her sleep so i went in her room and woke her up and she was like "oh yea i was having a nightmare" then she tells me about it later and she had dreamt that she saw a snowman moving around outside
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There’s something so healing about a bagel with cream cheese. So beautiful, so pure. Thank you bagel with cream cheese my beloved.
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i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.
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Winston Duke as Gabe Wilson in Us 01/??
#this movie was so good but i spent at least 15 monites after this scene just thinking about his thighs#missed some plot even bc godDAMN
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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock
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what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy
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