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How upset do you think Toriel would be if she found Asriel, Kris, and Frisk all eating her pie together in the middle of the night when she explicitly told them not to do that?

Why am I picturing them on the floor, on all fours, gathered around the pie and eating it with their faces? (Yes, that includes Asriel)

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Note on things to ask my Australian Uncle

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

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So what are the ghosts' thoughts on their respective killing game's Masterminds?

Spoilers for THH, SDR2, and DRV3

THH - Junko

A collective screaming session of "girl what the fuck? How did she do that?"

SDR2 - Izuru

Consensus of "Man that was fucked up of HPA to do that to Hajime. We're all a little fucked up, i forgive him."

DRV3 - Tsumugi

Chanting mainly led by Kaede of "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU-"

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This is why Gundham is my favorite character. He's so wholesome!

Sprite Names: Gundham Tanaka

The translated English and original Japanese names of Gundham's 22 SDR2 sprites (provided via artbook). The names of the sprites are ABOVE them, not below.

1. Normal / 通常

2. Loud Laughter / 高笑い

3. Cold Sweat / 冷や汗

4. Thinking / 思考

5. Kehehe / ククク

6. Indifferent / 無関心

7. Confusion / 困惑

8. Suprise / 驚き

9. Threaten / 威嚇

10. Overlord / 覇王

11. Overlord (Serious) / 覇王 (真剣)

12. Glare / 睨み

13. Embarrassed / 照れ

14. Recklessness / 暴走

15. Regrettable / 悔しい

16. Hamster (Concern) / ハムスター (心配)

17. Hamster (Kehehe) / ハムスター (ククク)

18. Hamster (Thinking) / ハムスター (思考)

19. Hamster (Speaking To) / ハムスター (語りかけ)

20. Hamster (Loud Laughter) / ハムスター (高笑い)

21. Hamster (Trembling) / ハムスター (おののく)

22. Hamster (Overlord) / ハムスター (覇王)

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You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.

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Watching my girlfriend play Pokemon White 2 and we got jumpscared by a triple battle against ACE TRAINER JUNKO

i can do something with this when i'm not busy. maybe

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Although I'd put 'crush' in quotation marks; I just thought I was supposed to have a crush at that point in time so I just picked a boy I thought was cute. Idrk I haven't had a crush in a while I don't really remember what they feel like

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I know I'm a week late, but to sorta give the (granted, convoluted) differences between the spellcasters in D&D:

Wizard - Academic Magic (Nerd)

Cleric - Holy Magic (From a Deity)

Druid - Nature Magic (From the Earth itself)

Warlock - Faustian Magic (Deal-with-the-Devil)

Sorcerer - Nepotism Magic (Born with Power)

Paladin - Holy Fighter (Cleric that can punch things)

Bard - Jack-of-All-Trades ("Ooh, this is neat!")

Artificer - Magic Engineer

On a completely different note, I think I've figured out your "eggman" inspiration...

I like the desciptions of these. They're simple and funi enough for my smööth brain to comprehend it. Thanks!

If you did, please keep it a secret for now :> I wanna see how many people can figure it out before we get to him. One of the people who dub the comics did so too. It's gonna be funny once we get there

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i haven't been able to stop quoting this for a month

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i haven't been able to stop quoting this for a month

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question about a joke that really doesn't need explained: who is writing the Stand Times, the newspaper The World is reading in the comic about MIH annoying all the villain Stands?

I............. don't know, some stand that belonged to a news reporter? Or some stand whose ability helps gather information quickly, one like that.

Technically Hermit Purple would do a good job of that buuut I doubt he's the one behind it

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when the homies are supportive but also terrible people

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Baaed

What are your changing? Design-wise I thought he looked really good.

Nothing design wise I just wanna tone down the cannibal bit a little to just be like. One instance. Sorry guys I listened to butcher vanity too many times and got excited to do something creepy

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You're a superhero who specializes exclusively in stopping disasters. The other heroes just don't understand why you need to remain neutral to the villains…

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Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.

On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.

But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.

And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.

Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.

The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.

When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.

~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy

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"Undo it."

"What?"

"YOU'VE MADE ME GO THROUGH THE GRIEF OF LOSING FIVE LIVES WORTH OF PARENTS, FRIENDS, SIBLINGS, CHILDREN, AND OTHER PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT. UNDO IT!!!"

"I thought I was doing you a favo-"

"YOU CALL 5 LIFETIMES OF GRIEF A FAVOR?! I MISS MY PARENTS AND KIDS DAMN IT! LET ME DIE ALREADY!"

A wizard cursed you with immortal reincarnation, everytime you die, your soul is implanted into a newborn with full knowledge of your past lives. It's always rough the first few months before you gain control of your new body. Now, after 5 incarnations and only 2 years old, you find the Wizard.