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This is fucking hysterical. Melli is so insufferable that he's the only Pokemon trainer in the entire game that Akari/Rei flat out refuse to battle. They'll go toe to toe with raging dragons bigger than a tour bus but stinky ass Melli is where they draw the line. Man's vibes are so rancid even miss "I'll fistfight God" went "I'm going to have to put my mental health first"
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FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now
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You ever read fanfic so god tier you have to wait for real life to load back in so you spend half the day doing tasks with that dead look in your eye, replaying all your favorite moments?
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Gamefreak really went 'Kieran really did All That Chaos on his own due to old Human Envy and not possession' and I think that is very brave of them.
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make sure you get your eggs in bed at a reasonable hour
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ride the cyclone fans, please know that Jane Doe isn't just a character!! it's a name given to unidentified female bodies!! don't be like the tiktok comments I've just seen by referencing rtc on a video about a real-life murder 😟
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*me eating something that I know will make my tummy hurt* i don't really care if this makes my tummy hurt
*a few hours later when my tummy hurts* oh... the quencies ...
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I have a pack of like 50 googly eyes in my pocket so with every step I take you can hear the faint jingling of 50 googly eyes
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