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Duke, who is tired of being bullied for still having only a few spots checked off on vigilante bingo, decides to get even when family game night includes Never Have I Ever. Danny, who is either a friend or basically adopted family at this point, was invited.

He brings up the fact that he has never died and been brought back to life. Multiple fingers are put down, groans and complaints are made, and then they all turn to Danny when he just stares at the ground.

"If it happened more than once, do I put more fingers down? Or just the one?" he asks. The room falls silent for a few seconds before the flood of questions start.

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When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

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Magic can theoretically be used by anyone but it takes years of meditation and weaving past the fabric of the self and burrowing into the soul of the universe to cast even the most basic spells so where did this farm boy from the back ass of nowhere find the time to learn how to cast fireball

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I mean, turning people into dinosaurs is also neat. I’d like to be a Troodon.

This made me laugh. At least he’s honest about how awful he is.

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THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.

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Vlad would drive something hyper expensive and ridiculous like a Tesla Cybertruck with the ability to hover and fly… but still not be waterproof.

Use your ice powers on it, Danny!

I made a post before asking what car Dash would have and now I need help with Vlad.

I still know absolutely nothing about cars, so what kind of car would Vlad have??? Any suggestions would be appreciated lol.

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Really says something about the dire state of offerings for men interested in sewing their own clothes that even searching things like "interesting men's clothing patterns" brings up articles with links to four or five whole websites that primarily offer admittedly nice but practically identical patterns for making button-ups and work pants and maybe a varsity/bomber jacket if you're lucky.

(Branching out into historical costuming for everyday wear is like your one shot at variation, and even then, the ratio of men's to women's patterns on every website is frustrating to say the least.)

Patternmakers as a trans man I am begging you. Give me a little more to work with here.

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Some of Vlad's powers

Shields/forcefields

Ectoplasm constructs (most often also used as shields)

Teleporting (at least short distances)

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tucker u piece of shit

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A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

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Cowgirls of Color: an all-black, all-female rodeo team

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English added by me :)

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