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"team of girls and there's one guy and he's effeminate and/or gay" is the third-worst trope and I'm Tired of it

“team of people and there’s one girl” is literally the worst trope and I’m Tired of it

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Can we get a picture with Spider-Man ft. DJ Khaled

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The Lion King (2019)

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MISHA COLLINS’ POETRY IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN THIS WORLD

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can’t wait for ep 8

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good morning to everyone except the constant, nagging reminder that Goofy has known a woman... biblically

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😂😂😂

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Me: hey how’s it going

My Australian friend: ???????

Me: oh sorry

Me: noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ ʎǝɥ

Them: ohhhhhhh LOL the spiders are coming and I only have minutes left

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my baby eating !!

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friday the 13th is happening yet again this year folks and this time it's during october.. and isn't that the sexiest thing

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#they defeated the greatest and most dangerous organization in the world #and saved new york #proud

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Sometimes I just need some wholesome ladynoir fluff okay? :3

Also a request from @nyankittyblr! Thank you!

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I remember once I was talking to two guys and one of them was complaining about his parents when the second chimed in. “Try having four parents!”

We automatically assumed that he had divorced parents that got remarried. He corrected us; “No, there is a plot twist. My mom and dad never got married but had me. They were going to get married, but then my dad suddenly confessed he was gay. My mom was so relieved and said that she discovered she was a lesbian and was afraid to tell him. So they stayed together in the same house for me. Then eventually both got partners. So my dad has his husband and my mom has her wife.”

And the third kid just looks down at the ground for a really long time before whispering, “That’s gay. “ 

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an incomplete list of the batshit insane things hermione’s done

-prioritized her education over her life

-instantly became ride or die with harry after the troll incedent

-set snape on fire

-brewed an illegal potion for two months in the girls’ bathroom

-turned into a furry

-immediate thought upon encountering a giant murdersnake was ‘better make sure the others find this page on my helpless petrified body bc god knows they won’t figure it out themselves’

-wanted to take finals after like a month in a magical coma

-traveled through time to get even more homework

-figured out lupin was a werewolf and didn’t tell anyone because he was a relatively competent teacher compared to magic ryan seacrest and literal voldemort

-essentially snatched trelawney’s weave gotdamn

-slugged draco malfoy, terrified him and his hulking buddies into running, went back in time to watch it again

-confronted a werewolf and his alleged mass murderer friend because, again, ride or die

-broke time travel laws in order to jailbreak azkaban escapee and his pet hippogriff

-dated an international sports star

-put up with all the vile shit rita skeeter wrote about her

-joined secret order dedicated to fighting voldemort

-put up with harry’s shit

-imprisoned a woman in a jar for months, blackmailed her into doing what she wanted

-formed and organized secret defense class, peer pressured harry into leading it

-permanently disfigured the girl who ratted them out. snitches get stitches.

-manipulated the shit out of umbridge

-basically left her to rot in the forbidden forest

-went to fight death eaters with like six of her mates despite her misgivings (RIDE. OR. DIE.)

-immediately agreed to destroy the dark lord’s soul with her buddies despite not having any idea how (RIDE! OR! DIE!)

-mind wiped her parents and made them go to australia to keep them safe

-essentially singlehandedly kept harry and ron alive and functional for the majority of the deathly hallows

-wore the locket while still managing not to be a shithead

-got the shit tortured out of her by bellatrix lestrange. didn’t go insane.

-fought in the battle of hogwarts. didn’t die.

-was unfailingly loyal and did everything she could to keep harry safe for seven years, even when he was quite frankly being a jackass