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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

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theres this gold you can only look at but never grab and it shows up on top of waves when the sun hits the water and you can try picking it up gathering it in your hands but it dies without water just disappears but if you look at it without trying to make it worth something to someone else well then. youll see after a while why its so priceless.

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so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

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BATTLESHIPS:

NOT BATTLESHIPS:

JUST BECAUSE A BOAT HAS GUNS ON IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT IS A BATTLESHIP. KNOW THE DIFFERENCES

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Why does Joseph Smith’s death mask lowkey look like he’s smiling

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i just never want to see elon musk happy

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not putting my face on this site in case the fae try to steal it but I am proud of this beadwork

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Anne Michaels, from "Infinite Gradation," originally published in October 2017

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(full article here)

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Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)

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they could invent something even better than being a transgender freak and sister i wouldn't even take it

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can i stick my tongue in your guilt complex

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Seasonal affective disorder havers how are we all coping

[ID: Two versions of the cat screaming at food bowl meme. The first has a clock showing 4pm and is captioned "WHY IS IT NIGHTTIME". The second has a November calendar and is captioned "WHY IS IT TEMPERATURES".]

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The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner