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mick making a speech at smithy's stag do despite his reservations about the wedding that said smithy was like a second son to him and how he was happy for him and then smithy waiting for mick to stand up at the wedding before he followed his heart...looking for his father's approval...now that's cinema
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my sister works in a nursery (in scotland for context) and today a kid came up to her and said "can you put on 'release my wee da'? I want to dance" and my sister was like ?? what the fuck is 'release my wee da', so the kid sang a line of it. turns out, feliz navidad
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I don't use AI to write. I use my sense of humor, deep hidden trauma, 5 mental illnesses, years of TV, and the few books I read every now and then like God intended
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happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other
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a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?
so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"
and then a second image popped up in my head
what if they acted like dogs?
YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL
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my brother has watched a muppet christmas carol so many times that he can perfectly predict every single thing that happens
my brother is discovering infectious diseases
“wow what is going on in this house? You, me, her?!”
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[taking a family photo in matching pyjamas, because apparently we are that family]
mum: everybody try and look at least somewhat happy
brother: there’s no use
my brother is discovering infectious diseases
“wow what is going on in this house? You, me, her?!”
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also I’ve had this cold for a week and he’s only just realised
my brother is discovering infectious diseases
“wow what is going on in this house? You, me, her?!”
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my brother is discovering infectious diseases
“wow what is going on in this house? You, me, her?!”
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