welcome to the inside of my brain :Dsecond blog for my story: justaddzombies2025
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Followed by the spin-off series:
I was trying to be mean, but everyone laughed
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
#starring me#I mean I’m not mean#but I say things that are jsut supposed to be brutal observations#and then someone laughs like it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever said#then I try to make an actual joke and it doesn’t land at all
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Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it
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This is an appreciation post for the fanfic authors who aren’t included on rec lists
For the fanfic authors who don’t get art of their fics
For the fanfic authors who can’t get to 1000/500/100 hits
For the fanfic authors who don’t get comments/reviews
For the fanfic authors who write for small fandoms
For the fanfic authors who write rarepairs or gen fics
For the fanfic authors who get hate for the ships/characters/fandoms they write
For the fanfic authors who write in English despite it not being their first language
For the fanfic authors who don’t write in English
For the fanfic authors who don’t think anyone reads or likes their work
For the fanfic authors who aren’t big name fans
For the fanfic authors who don’t get requests in their inboxes
For the fanfic authors who can’t write stories that are more than a thousand words
For the fanfic authors who only write one ship
For the fanfic authors who are just starting
For the fanfic authors who have been writing fic for years
For the fanfic authors who use fanfic to practice writing
For the fanfic authors who write self-insert fics
For the fanfic authors who write about their OCs
For the fanfic authors who write to vent or cope
For the fanfic authors who are just waiting for their big break
Keep creating, I love you ❤️
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hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously
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watching squid game seems to bring something out in me that I don’t know how to feel about. episode one, I was fine. episode two, a few jokes but nothing big and not many. episode three, I mentioned foot fetishes once, sex at least twice, general porn about five times and decided that instead of saying “fate fucks you over” I would instead say “fate decides to fuck you in the face”
#also tumblr you’d be proud of me because I made a colour theory joke to myself#then I giggled at it for the next ten seconds while all the players were getting shot
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
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@pumpkinowl13 and anyone else who wants to join :D
Challenging you all!
Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!
Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!
#tag games#I don’t have a music app or anything like that#so this was literally taken from my YouTube playlist “songs I like to sing”
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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
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