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reblog and put in the tags the gayest thing you’ve ever done

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can we PLEASE have more shitty women characters?

i don't mean shittily written women characters, i mean women characters who are just shitty people! just complete fleabags! terrible awful miserable pathetic wet mangy women. who engage in shenanigans and make selfish decisions and whose actions are unreasonably excused by the narrative. this is EQUALITY! this is LONG OVERDUE. give me fictional women who SUCK!!!

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cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of talent but instead i just have all these bones

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country gnomes,

take my bones

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

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tumblr is so funny. ill see someone i havent seen on the dash in a while and be like "oh hey theyre back :)" and i go to their blog and theyve been posting the whole time and our tumblr hours just havent overlapped in a while

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A burger and fries should be five dollars <checks wallet> a burger and fries should be two dollars

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i think i need to read some sort of book

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mid-year resolutions:

gain 10 pounds

forget a language

spend more money on take-out

be less thoughtful

lose control of my finances

worsen my sleep schedule

etc.

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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

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napping with my friend horsie

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I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household

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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

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I feel like not enough people are kicking up a fuss about the loss of online spaces specifically for kids. Flash games, MMOs like Club Penguin, forums with human moderators who kept everything in order... all of these used to be super common and a lot of people online started out on those. Nowadays kids are diving straight into the deep end that is social media because there's nothing specifically for them anymore.

I'm not saying that bringing back kids' games and forums would magically fix the issue of online safety, but it would be heaps more helpful than banning them from social media or requiring everyone to hand over their ID to access websites.

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trans birds 🏳️‍⚧️