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The author 's barely disguised

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IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

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hold on wait okay something i just noticed. yknow how people theorize deltarune has happened before and failed, and thus gaster needs our help to create a new future, and yknow how some people theorize that kris remembers the previous timeline, hence why everything they do seems so premeditated?

so, when ralsei asks you if you'd like to hear legend, and you say "No", he asks if you're absolutely sure. and instead of just having another "No" option, you get the option "We know it Already". which i just think is strange. but maybe it's because Kris does know it already!

actually, this would explain some other things, too, like how you can say "nice to see you again" to sans or ask undyne about alphys before you've ever met.

in fact all of the dialogue options and narration lines that seem like references to undertale can be explained this way! except for that plugboy in the cyber world who's like "why is circular dough always so overpriced?"

in fact! in fact! maybe the reason you can say "nice to see you again" to sans is because at the end, he leaves to go to Undertale's universe! and!!! maybe only the Old Future's sans leaves to go to undertale!

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random thoughts: Kremy Lecroux is a whiny lil bitch just in front of Gideon

like... I'm not talking about his personality. it's about showing his weaknesses. Kremy wants himself to be charismatic to others. He lies a lot. He has a reputation to uphold. That every mask just goes away when he is with Gideon. He complains and whines, sometimes even annoyingly. Because it's okay. It won't backfire to him. It's Gideon. Kremy can show Gideon that he is weak, hurt, and scared.

I wonder when he started to do that. when he started to feel safe enough to expose himself. Plus when he started overdo it a little. when he felt safe to bother and irritate Gideon. Kremy Lecroux I need to read your diary please

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I know somebody that found out they’re sensitive to gluten. Like it makes their stomach… not work fast enough. Not use the bathroom for days. Not allergic. Just a bad idea to eat it.

But then one day they started taking a medication that caused the exact opposite effect very badly and they were like I wonder if I started eating gluten again if they would cancel each other out.

And sure enough. They canceled each other out.

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Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

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(unsure of how to call them a cunt) they're so cunty

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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

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oh god does gaster know the ceo of twitter is a nazi. what if he tries to contact us there again. someone has to tell him

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😳❤️‍🔥

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we need block appeal on this site i need to be able to argue my merit to people who hate me for one (1) thing i said so that i can reblog their good posts

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Do I look like your girlfriend?

Without the lighting layers

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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

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We have always existed, and we always will.

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Crappy doodle on my phone for a crappy fic I wrote on my phone