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Unpopular opinion(s) on sex.

I don’t know if I have any, but I’ll take a couple shots: 

Really gratifying sex does not always mean having an orgasm, having an orgasm does not always mean really gratifying sex. 

Bad sex is not like bad pizza in that it’s still pretty good. Bad sex is BAD. 

There’s no way on earth to tell whether or not someone’s good in bed until you get them in bed. 

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What never fails to get your engine running?

I  would say that the obvious answer is probably gasoline. 

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Who wants to know if all the 6d kids’ve been in love before? What’s up, anon? 

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Sleepover Saturday

send me

embarrassing stories

descriptions of your crushes (tumblr crushes count)

cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines

assumptions about my life (idk man)

curious questions

ask for advice (life/blog, ect)

games (fmk, would you rather, never have i ever, etc.)

unpopular opinions

top 5 of anything

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You do seem like the brooklyn type. I love that little village- I was never quite hip enough to settle there. 

Good. I love to hear my music reaching someone. 

I think you have to do a little work before you hear my pleased noises, honestly. 

Brooklyn, although my brother’s up in Hartford so I’m there a lot too.

Hell yeah I’m a fan. 

So pleased you startled your cat; what exactly does that sound like? It’s always good to meet a fan Blaine Anderson.

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Have you been in love before?

Oh man. Well. Yes. But I think that’s probably not the important question- I think the more important question is whether or not I’ve ever been in love and in a relationship with someone who loved me back, and the answer to that is probably no. No one’s ever really stuck around that long. Which is okay, mind. Just how it is. 

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It’s not quite snow season yet, but honestly, I can’t freaking wait for it. Summer is pretty beautiful, but I’m ready to move on. 

Wow, that sounds amazing. In the words of my coworker, it was “disgustingly hot” today where I live. The snow seems almost magical.

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I’m famously bad with fashion, according to all my PR humans, but I definitely do have an appreciation for being cozy. 

Snow is the best. You get to wear cute sweaters and coats. Layering is so much fun.

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Whiskey is one hundred percent sacred, dude. It’s a divine language. Where’s home? 

And oh man, no way. You’re a fan? Seriously? That’s awesome, thank you so much. Fucking lord, I’m a huge fan of yours. When I saw you fuck me on your FMK, I may have made such a pleased noise that I startled my cat. 

Cider with whiskey. You’re speaking the language of my soul! Lack of seasons is the one bad thing about living in LA; I find I always visit home so much more this time of year.

PS; I’ve seen you live like a million times man.

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 It’s getting cold here. I’m looking forward to the first Boston snow. And sweaters. And being under every blanket I own. And cider with whiskey. 

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...That was a good morning. A really good morning. 

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Oooh, definitely not a queen, lord knows- just a queer punk who gets bored a lot. 

Jesus.

So you only look clean cut, then. Business during the week, full out queen on the weekend?

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Let’s call it... pico de gallo. Fresh and exciting and relating to tacos. 

No! I wasn’t trying to stereotype, I was mainly talking about myself with the fashion thing. Taco ‘Bout Cute. I don’t know.. that was super lame. 

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Don’t feel bad, dude. There are worse things. Plus, I wouldn’t have painted you that way at all. 

Dunno, dude.  But I guess that’s what people think of me.

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valentinaventuri:

Someone clearly wants your attention~

My attention’s not that hard to get. 

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That poster didn’t know what they were talking about, I have definitely managed to get my huge dick into sparkly shorts before.

They needed to yawn to prepare their jaw for your “huge dick”. Mazel Tov, btw.

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@whomever put ‘yawn’ next to my every instance of my name on the wall- 

Shit’s hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. <3