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Ending 2024 the way I started it - with Astarion 🎨

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save me perc’ahlia

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Based on the second anon in this post

I think he may be a little divorced from his traditions at this point

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In the talking about the death of Percy's family it's normally in reference to his parents and siblings, when in reality it was almost surely a significant number more people than that.

At minimum either his parents or grandparents would have had some siblings and some of them must have still been in Whitestone. And also two other 'Houses' in the city, one of which originated with Melanie de Rolo's cousin Ivan von Musel. It feels really unlikely that there wouldn't have been some mixing between these three Houses over the generations. They all would have ended up at least a little related by blood or marriage eventually.

The odds that Percy and Cassandra didn't have at least a few aunts, uncles, and cousins is pretty low.

Any one of those folks could have been a potential issue when the Briarwoods took over. The fact that all of the former nobles families had been replaced (beside Anders) on top of no one coming out of the woodwork once the Briarwoods were gone tells me that anyone in Whitestone that was even distantly related to the de Rolo family was killed.

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people who complain about boobs not looking perky and spherical with small, practically areola-less nipples are people who have most definitely never seen boobs outside of the context of porn because lemme tell u man boobs are diverse and lovely and if anyone ever says shit about your boobs u need to kick them in the shin and pour acid into their eyes (◡‿◡✿)

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Matthew "Nefarious dimples" Mercer

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Wendy's employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon.

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movie night with buffy [57/?]

⤷ the chronicles of narnia: the lion, the witch and the wardrobe (2005)

do not cite the deep magic to me witch, i was there when it was written

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“I can see your nipples through your shirt”

Bro we’re at work, why the fuck are you looking at my nipples and also

You’re welcome

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forever laughing at that pic of astarion slapping the drows ass, i saw it again and i just adore the dynamic and astarions "time for petty violence" face. but it begs the question; does the drow ever slap astarions ass back? i feel like the poor vamp would be sent flying...

He's far more of a tit man as illustrated by the last art, and probably too respectful to go off grabbing at him in a non-private setting, alas

That said, I think Astarion can handle a 6/10 strength smack to the behind but that's for, y'know, special occasions. Like birthdays and DnD Thanksgiving.

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Ending 2024 the way I started it - with Astarion 🎨

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A little late but honest ~

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He makes a fool of Death with his beauty 💔

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Vex'ahlia and Percy de Rolo

My Top Couples of 2024 - 2nd Place The Legend of Vox Machina

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ok look i love astarion with my whole soul and this might be an unpopular opinion but post-brain, i don’t think he’s fashionable. i think he knows how to dress well and likes wearing nice clothes but i really feel like 90% of the time when he’s at home he would just want to be comfortable. i think this man wears dad slippers and owns an ungodly amount of sweaters and comfy loungewear. furthermore i would like to put forward that the person who DOES put together a fucking Look every single day of his life is wyll fucking ravengard. in this essay i will

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He's an asshole and I love him dearly.