accidentalslag
accidentalslag
It Was An Accident I Swear
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accidentalslag · 6 days ago
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I heard this audio and immediately had to redraw it 🫠
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accidentalslag · 10 days ago
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“hi grumpy” i hate them… omg
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accidentalslag · 13 days ago
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ps5 brain monday
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accidentalslag · 15 days ago
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Hey
For the fluff ask, Percy and Vex with the number 12, sleeping on top of each other?
In canon or in your something in the water au, please
Heya! So sorry for the wait, a lots been happening in my life, I had to rewrite what I had already written and I don’t write a lot of Perc'ahlia. :’3 Something short but sweet, again sorry this took so long. 12: Letting the other sleep on them
The day hadn’t been kind to them, any of them really and yet Vex can’t help but smile as she looks down to Percy’s sleeping form, his head laying on her chest as she has one hand playing with his hair.
The two of them had been talking but it wasn’t long before sleep claimed the white haired man and she couldn’t blame him. The amount of energy that they had to use in their latest adventure had even put Grog straight to bed and yet she couldn’t help but stay awake.
She couldn’t let herself join Percy in unconscious bliss, at least not yet. Not for any sad reason, thank the gods for that, but rather out of adoration. In a world that's shown her almost nothing but pain and the ever present feeling of being unwanted, Percy finds a way of making her feel completely content. Not just content but happy, excited, wanted, free, like a bird finally being able to fly again with the sky joyfully declaring ‘welcome back’. 
How long has she craved this feeling? It feels like a lifetime and in a way it has been. Vox Machina helps in its own ways, she and her brother finally have a family again but there is just something special about having someone that you want to sleep next to every night, that you want to hold and be held by, someone who you can kiss and that wants to kiss you back. Someone to love that truly loves you back. Love is something she has always craved but never could quite obtain, it’d been a tool she used and one used against her. But here with this man she has grown oh so close to, resting on her chest, his breathing even and content. She can’t help but let the emotions run rampant in her head and heart as she finally joins Percy in slumber.
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accidentalslag · 15 days ago
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Baldur's Gate 3 Incorrect Quotes
Wyll: So, How are we going to get in?
Astarion: Don't worry, darling. I am a master in the art of stealth and lockpicking
Astarion: *smashes window* After you
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accidentalslag · 18 days ago
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Adding on the tiny gremlin Percy, imagine if Vex actually becomes a giantess (Percy stays at normal size). Or even better, Vex gets shrunk and Percy places her on the area near his heart so she can listen to his heartbeat as they sleep. Not to be seen as weird kinky
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Way ahead of you anon! (these are from a few months ago)
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accidentalslag · 19 days ago
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I think Astarion gets too excited while kissing you, so happy to be with someone that cares for him, that he cares for in return, that he leans in too much, let’s passion overcome him, and accidentally grazes your lip with his fang. I think he pulls away immediately, awkward laughing and apologizing, eyes full of worry. I think if you tell him you’re fine, he worries anyways because you’re important and he hurt you and it doesn’t matter how much blood he takes from you, this blood wasn’t given with consent. I don’t think he licks the blood away, I think he wipes it away instead, and I think he’s resistant to kiss you again, making jokes about how he wouldn’t want to bleed you dry through kisses, deflecting.
I think when you tell him it’s fine he stares at you for too long, considering you. I think when you convince him you’re fine, that it’s just a little cut, nothing compared to the injuries you’ve sustained previously, he’ll agree, but internally this injury is worse because he did it.
I think when he kisses you again it’s gentle, and when he finally tell you how he feels, when he finally admits how guilty it’s made him, and you talk it through with him and comfort him, and then kiss him with passion, trying to prove you aren’t hurt, that you aren’t afraid, he pulls away and it’s not until later that night or the next day that he can handle kisses being more than a peck, or gentle with unopened mouths.
I think he poked at his fangs when no one is around, trying to see how much skin can handle before it breaks so he’s prepared for when it inevitably happens again, so that in the back of his mind he’ll know when to pull away to avoid hurting you again.
I read and write fics where he’s confident, where fang sustained injuries are hot and fun in bed, but I think if he hurt you unintentionally outside of bed, without all the kinks, it would matter, and he’d care a whole hell of a lot.
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accidentalslag · 24 days ago
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Platonic Astarion HCs based off of this image
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Extra tag/s 🏷 genderneutral reader/tav, gale x reader/tav on the side, kinda ooc astarion but its for the sillies and the cuties so bear with it
You gave Astarion a friendship bracelet once and he's been taking this best friend thing so seriously. Acts chill about it like he doesn't care but actually never takes it off unless he has to bathe
Your right hand man in most things. Mostly for killing people.
Your "Excuse me, they asked for no pickles" best friend.
Does your hair sometimes
"There. Nowhere as fabulous as mine, but now you look presentable."
Rates your outfits, gives you fashion advice
"Darling, you look like a mess. How about we lose the top and swap it out for this one? It matches your eyes!"
I think it'd be really funny if he's overprotective and gives Gale the shovel talk
Gale has never heard a more creative threat. He's both impressed and scared, knowing Astarion fully meant what he said.
Almost teared up when you told him how proud of him you were after he decided not to ascend and freed the vampire spawn.
Was highly involved in your wedding arrangements for yours and Gale's wedding, mainly helping out with finding a wedding dress.
"Only the best for my dearest friend."
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accidentalslag · 24 days ago
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Vampire Lord Looking at Skull
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accidentalslag · 26 days ago
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Percy was a fancy sheltered little rich boy who lost his entire family and signed a deal with the devil the year he presumably would have had his debut and then spent the next five years on a death revenge quest… which is all to say he’s absolutely never even come close to kissing a girl, and now the most beautiful woman in the world won’t stop giving him smooches on the cheek and calling him “darling”… it’s honestly a miracle his brain hasn’t turned to soup at this point
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accidentalslag · 27 days ago
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accidentalslag · 1 month ago
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I had to..
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accidentalslag · 1 month ago
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Today is a good day 🥹 my Astarion art liked by Borislav Slavov ❤️
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accidentalslag · 1 month ago
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buddy comedy about these two WHEN
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accidentalslag · 1 month ago
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accidentalslag · 1 month ago
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the BIGGEST hater
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accidentalslag · 1 month ago
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not to be a complete fucking fangirl but Percy putting aside fixing the gun to assist Pike in the resurrection of the little boy by SINGING was maybe one of the sweetest moments of the show so far and i like to believe that was the moment Pike realized she had feelings for him
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