accidentallyadoptedazoo

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

I’m vet assistant :-) Right now today

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Still cleaning cat ears, wtf.

@siriuswolfdogs

I’ve taken a long, hard look at where I am in life and realized something very important. 

I’m still cleaning cat ears. Even though it’s not Tuesday.

@wolfyoubemyvalentine

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

If you lick your incision, you get the cone. Them’s the rules.

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

I worked at an open intake shelter for almost two years. I met hundreds of animals that way.

Out of all the dogs, cats, rabbits, and one pig that I met, this is Salem. The only animal I decided that I absolutely couldn’t live without.

He crawled into my lap as a new intake adult cat. I left him at work for two days, and spent the entire time telling myself that I shouldn’t adopt him. I gave in despite knowing that I didn’t need a cat and brought him home.

I’ve never been more wrong. I needed this cat. I still need him. Especially days like today where everything feels wrong and bad.

I didn’t know, Salem didn’t know, but the universe knew.

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

shout out to you for not ripping the rude man apart from across the phone, he is a buffoon & ought not trouble your thoughts

Thank you! It’s part of working with the public, unfortunately.

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Overall a good show 😁

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Shout out to the rude man on the phone who was certain that I was just a stupid woman who didn’t know how to do her job before being led to the realization he called the wrong clinic. In the wrong state.

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

He’s an aye-aye.

My foster kitten is actually a lemur. Maybe a spider monkey?

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

This happens to me all the time. Advantage multi is also gross and it tingles, which was extremely concerning at first.

I hope Glorious Gilmore is doing great this evening though.

Me: *kisses Glorious Gilmore on top of his fluffy little kitten head because I love him*

Me: *licks lips shortly after*

Me:... Right, he had flea control applied this morning. Frontline Gold tastes terrible.

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Guess what’s going on my work bagggg

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Salem is not a fan of popsicles.

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Just some ears by a pool.

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Please don’t ask for advice when I’m not at work. I’m a vet assistant and receptionist. The only advice I can give you is:

Call your vet.

Call an emergency vet.

That’s it. I can’t tell you why your cat won’t pee or if you should adjust your dog’s insulin dose. Because I’m not qualified to.

I am not a vet. I only work for one.

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Herding Dog Level: Infinity.

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

some comedian: “maybe the reason dogs are afraid of fireworks is that they heard what we did to Laika”

me:

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Tasted good. I appear to have done something wrong though.

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Foster kittens are learning about toys.