yo im dave.i kill people.its only fair to let you know.pesterchum is biblicalShit
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mhmmm i know. i happen to be very educated on this households equestria.
its a good thing youre bringing him up to speed though. we all gotta be on the same page about zoro and rainbow dash here.
Yeah!! I鈥檓 teaching him about Equestria too!聽
I can鈥檛 believe he forgot about Equestria! I have a lot of work to do.聽
I鈥檝e been teaching him about my Equestria too and how Zoro is a pony pirate knight! He rides Rainbow Dash and protects Princess Celestia!
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yeaah hes still learning you know.
at least hes got an awesome teacher in you.
>蠅<!! Brroooo.聽
Princey is silly! There was nothing bad about that picture at all.聽
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there he is.
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(might look nicer if you apologized to her directly.)
Alright.
In that case, I suppose I apologize.聽
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nothings inappropriate as long as you explain it to the kid.
hes probably actually seen worse already anyway hes fine as long as i talk to him about it its no big deal.
If you say it is okay, I suppose it is okay.
I simply thought it may have been inappropriate.
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dirk my son is allowed to see a clothed butt with a cute fluffy tail whats the problem with that.
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i think i only used to talk to dirk on here and hes, yeah. not here.
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i literally havent been on here in half a year.
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great, ill be there. probably also bringing the kid? since measurements etc, plus im thinking he really wants to see hal.
I am having a ceremony to honor the restoration of my castle on Derse on February the First and I would be greatly honored if both yourself and your son would join me.
well definitely be there. tell me if theres anything we should bring.
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oh boy do i get that implication.
i can stop by tomorrow after work if you want.
I am having a ceremony to honor the restoration of my castle on Derse on February the First and I would be greatly honored if both yourself and your son would join me.
well definitely be there. tell me if theres anything we should bring.
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(the terrifying sound of two dads returning to tumblr at the exact same time.)
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I am having a ceremony to honor the restoration of my castle on Derse on February the First and I would be greatly honored if both yourself and your son would join me.
well definitely be there. tell me if theres anything we should bring.
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dyou have time to come over today?
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i dont even have grey hair yet and its irritating me already.
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been home for a while but im preparing dinner now so just come over whenever, aight?
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all i ever see is daves leaving their dirks behind in multiple ways??????
#???????????????? why#if i could duct tape my dirk to my chest for the rest of my life i probably would
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