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text | huntbastian

HUNT: So I realize. So, what does this mean for us?

SEB: Excellent question, especially given that I have no experience in relationships of any kind.

HUNT: Is it worth trying do you think?

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text || huntana

HUNTER: Gays out of the closet for sure.

HUNTER: I don't know. I've only really come out to someone that I wasn't sure how it would go once....

SANTANA: I'm just tired of lying. If anyone asks, we just tell them we were too bored. Things were too comfortable, we were like an old married couple. We wanted to see other people. Easy.

SANTANA: That technically wouldn't be lying, either, so. Win/win.

HUNTER: True. That might be or only real sane option right now.

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I would go more with it’s you finding the cameras.

Believe me when I say that it won’t be an issue. You see, I have an uncanny knack for always being attracted to any nearby cameras. Or perhaps it’s the cameras that are always attracted to me and my undeniable star quality. Your guess is as good as mine.  

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There are more of you out in the world? Now there is a scary thought.

In case anyone was curious -

I find that hard to believe, Clarington, because millions of viewers tune in for this very night year after year. The numbers don’t lie. 

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text | huntbastian

HUNT: So I realize. So, what does this mean for us?

SEB: Excellent question, especially given that I have no experience in relationships of any kind.

HUNT: Well, would it be something you would want to try?

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text || huntana

HUNTER: I agree. Guess it's time for our inevitable break up.

SANTANA: I'm guessing it might be a little late for a dramatic, public break up. Since, y'know, the cats out of the bag. Or the gays are out of the closet, whichever.

SANTANA: So how do you wanna go abouts it?

HUNTER: Gays out of the closet for sure.

HUNTER: I don't know. I've only really come out to someone that I wasn't sure how it would go once....

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text | huntbastian

HUNT: I don't know what to say anymore. Kind of figured you would shut me down and run.

SEB: That was sort of poor planning on your part, Clarington.

HUNT: So I realize. So, what does this mean for us?

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text || huntana

SANTANA: Well, alright then.

SANTANA: It's been real, Clarington. But I thinks it's time we got off this ride.

HUNTER: I agree. Guess it's time for our inevitable break up.

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Since when does the fish on the bag have a name?

I just realized I might have totally been named after the fish on the Goldfish cracker bag..I can’t tell if this is cool or not

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So would you be disappointed if they used another girl’s face as their headliner? Since there isn’t exactly a guarantee that you would be on the front page pictures.

It’s decided! I am officially dedicating this weekend to line memorization and hunting for the perfect dress at the mall–emphasis on the latter. Although I’m not the type to neglect my theatrical duties for the sake of a shopping trip, I have a good feeling that rehearsing my role will require much less effort on my part. I happen to be a very quick study when it comes to lines in a script, after all, but I can’t ignore the fact that the Greensboro Gala is rapidly approaching. I, for one, will absolutely be in attendance. Greensboro feels like home after all these years at Bellmont so celebrating my newfound North Carolinian pride seems like the right thing to do. Not to mention that it’s pretty much guaranteed that this event will serve as the main headline for the local newspaper–and I’ve always wanted to have my picture on the front page news.       

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Absolutely no one - sans Berry probably - knew about the Tony Awards thing nor did they care. You are the only one that finds this interesting, St. James. 

In case anyone was curious -

Hangovers can, in fact, last longer than a day. Especially when they’re induced by far too many tequila shots, courtesy of Sebastian. The silver lining: now I can add a borderline alcoholic to my list of role possibilities in the future. I feel prepared enough to give a performance that would be nothing short of award worthy. 

Speaking of awards, I’m sure we all know that tonight is the night of all nights. The 69th Annual Tony Awards. You can bet I’ll be tuning in to live tweet the entire evening, study the performances, and criticize the amount of actors who turn into blubbering messes upon reaching the podium. 

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text || huntana

SANTANA: If we're being honest, I think I've been ready for a while now. I thought I was just... 'over it', I guess, but. Like I said before, I'm tired of secrets -- I'm tired of looking over my shoulder and wondering if someone has figured it out yet. I'm just... done.

SANTANA: I think the more important questions is are /you/ ready?

HUNTER: I'm really not sure. I mean I hate hiding and following this thing with Sebastian, he's right. He's out and in college where he could go to gay clubs and hook up with any guy he wanted as he pleased. If I stay in the closet there isn't a future for us. Also I accidentally came out to my mother and the world didn't stop turning. It sucked and hurt, but the world didn't stop so maybe yeah. I don't want to lie anymore.

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text || huntana

SANTANA: So.

[a long pause]

SANTANA: What do you want to do about... us?

HUNTER: I don't know...some people know it's a lie. Some thing that I'm a closet case playing you.

HUNTER: Are you ready? Cause I mean...if you needed to use me as the closet case that lied to you, it wouldn't be too far off.

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texts - st. clarington

JESSE: Not with Sebastian around. I'm only your second choice when he's in the picture. Offended.

JESSE: I've never heard him say that before, you know. He never says that he likes people. That means something.

JESSE: Very. Megan Fox with blonde hair.

JESSE: I only did because I couldn't stop her from pursuing her dreams. I chose heartbreak over holding her back to stay with me.

HUNTER: If it makes you feel better, you're hotter than Sebastian. Barely. I just really like him so that's why I choose him.

HUNTER: I know. It's all just very new.

HUNTER: Good work Jess

HUNTER: That must really suck. Was she doing that for you too? Cause I mean, the team is nice and all and maybe I just say this because performing arts isn't a big deal for me but are we worth it? You're drinking with a blonde M-Fox texting me when you could be curled up with Berry watching something stupid like Funny Girl.

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texts - st. clarington

JESSE: I'm going to remember you said that even when I'm sober.

JESSE: Hey you texted me.

JESSE: So.... why aren't you two together yet?

JESSE: No. Tonight I love Ashley.

JESSE: Allison.

JESSE: Amanda. Damnit.

JESSE: Sebastian is a decent wingman. The best part is that she hasn't cheated or chosen an acapella team over me.

HUNTER: Okay. You can remember it but that just makes me think you would do me too, St. James.

HUNTER: I did so I'm the more pathetic of us two. Sad.

HUNTER: Because it's me and Sebastian. Can you imagine either of us saying "boyfriend"?

HUNTER: Amanda, is she sexy?

HUNTER: You chose a team over her too you know. It was kind of a two-person made decision. Maybe you were supposed to like make some big statement. Run out to find her and say you would never pick a team over your girlfriend.

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texts - st. clarington

JESSE: I'm irresistible.

JESSE: I'm also drunk, too. But you'd never know that. I'm an amazing drunk texter.

JESSE: I know Sebastian likes you. I'm his friend, I know when he likes people.

JESSE: Not tonight. Tonight I don't love anyone.

HUNTER: Yeah, you're pretty cute. If I didn't really like Seb I'd do you.

HUNTER: We can be drunk buddies. God that's shitty that we're both drunk and slightly pathetic texting each other.

HUNTER: He told me. He likes me and it feels like a dream I'm gonna wake up from tomorrow feeling back at square one.

HUNTER: Tonight you love her the most. When you're upset and down and drunk and pathetic. You love them more.

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texts - st. clarington

HUNTER: Hey, St. James. So I'm slightly drunk and Kitty's here being...Kitty and just being an odd one, but I've been thinking about you.

HUNTER: Not like that pervert.

HUNTER: I've been thinking about you and Rachel. Sebastian and I. Why don't we get what we want? Sebastian likes me. like that. And you, you love Rachel don't you?