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not to get off topic but hannigram is so exquisite, it is a ship for the high art bitches for the nuanced mfers for the giggles at the funeral, it has no flaws, it's the sistine chapel of ships, feral highbrow for the deranged erudites

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incorrect quotes fuel me, it gives me everything i want and need in life, it cures me depression multiple times, its so much more accurate to the characters than the actual content, whoever's ever written one, may life give you everything you wish for, may your enemies perish, may you be worshipped in centuries to come, may your tales always be told in the light of glory for as long as time lasts

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WHAT?

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saw someone on twitter being like "if they're gonna criticize the fest they shouldn't have taken the gig then 🙄🙄" AND MISS OUT ON PULLING THE FUNNIEST BIT OF THEIR CAREERS??

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we should all be hairy and ugly and have a ton of gay sex and then die amen

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Original thread:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DianaMiller5/status/1522278413096132609?cxt=HHwWgoC53deJnKAqAAAA

Note, I am finding these threads on the twitter feeds of ICU nurses who are now dreading the horrors that Roe falling will bring to their hospitals. This, on top of the horrors that they’ve seen and continue to see because of the pandemic. They were already exhausted and hanging by a thread.

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Anyway

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Support trans dudes, they deserve it

[ID: Ten graphics with a variation of the trans man pride flags, along with a heart shaped aromantic flag, asexual flag, gay flag, bisexual flag, straight flag, polysexual flag, pansexual flag, omnisexual flag, polyamory flag and queer flag. The graphics says, in order: Support aro trans boys, support ace trans boys, support gay trans boys, support bi trans boys, support straight trans boys, support ply trans boys, support pan trans boys, support polyam trans boys and support queer trans boys. End ID]

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The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

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Nothing manlier than taking a male's dick up your ass.

Meat = proteins, and it's basically a workout for your anal muscles. NOT TO MENTION: you're doing it with another DUDE. No female business here!!! :)

My anus is getting RIPPED, bro!!

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since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

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this is a sign if you were thinking about recovery to do it

please, if there’s any thought in your head wanting to recover but you keep telling yourself you’ll do it when you reach your ugw, don’t wait, do it now, you deserve to heal.

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hey white leftists

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Change your name as many times as you need

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GUESS WHOS DOWN 11 LBS IN A WEEK??

Anyways this is a good luck spell, from your friendly neighborhood Satan. Lose 11 lbs in a week, like to charge reblog to cast.