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spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

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URGENT: NEED HELP FUNDING A MOVE

Hi! If you know me, you know that I've been homeless for almost an entire year. Good news is that my family and I were approved for a townhouse! Bad news is that all our money right now goes towards food and shelter at the motel, and since that means we aren't TECHNICALLY homeless in the eyes of assistance in our area, that means we're tough out of luck for the actual move in process.

We need 500 for the deposit, 900 for the rent, and additional to cover moving costs. On top of that our only vehicle has completely taken a nose dive so getting to and from anywhere without additional assistance is impossible. 1500 usd is the main goal, but I would like to keep building beyond just so we have a safety net and or hopefully get a used car.

Ideally we're hoping tax returns help cover most of the cost, but we have no idea when that's coming in. So I'm asking for help! Hopefully this will be the last time I'll need to.

If you'd like to donate directly my paypal is crystalpromises@gmail.com. If you're interested in a comm I'm still taking those as well, just bare in mind that I'm already dealing with a backlog and it may take some time for me to reach you.

Otherwise, sharing alone would be a huge help! Thanks!

Ko-fi

Comms

Pixeldoll Comms

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Makoto sketch, been playing a lot of reload over break

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Been replaying ME lately ~ Somehow I haven't shared these sketches here?

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

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fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you

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Just so you know, you can go to TACO BELL and eat TACO to replenish your health in between battles. Here, I've marked it on your map for you.

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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Pixel Pagedoll Commissions

Despite the fact that my family and I are safely at a point where we can afford our motel room and something to eat every day, we've now run into a bunch of hurdles that require money we do not have (Our car won't start, my computer is acting up, pair of headphones died, pretty sure our elderly dog needs to see a vet, etc.)

So I'm offering little animated pixel comms for $20 each

I'll only be taking four at a time to keep the workflow simple since I'm still chugging through the rest of my comm obligations. If you're interested, pls feel free to message me here! All reblogs are great appreciated.

(as an aside I do want to mention that this specific style of pagedoll was inspired by Sieglindes' on toyhouse. Please check her out she is very talented)

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@minors on this website:

You 👏 are 👏 in 👏 public 👏

Your blog is public, your posts are public. There is actually a setting to change this if you want to; otherwise literally anyone can and will interact. Stop advertising your age (and mental illnesses, etc) and block adults yourself if you want to.

If you wouldn't walk through a crowd of strangers wearing your personal info on a billboard or expecting nobody over 18 to so much as glance at you, don't do it online.

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Have you ever received Anon hate?

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Several years ago I briefly worked in the warehouse of a nondescript extremely large e-commerce company. I had no other options for employment but desperately needed money. Turnover was like 150%. I worked from something like 7pm to 5am, my commute was 50 minutes each way and before I got paid I didn’t even have the cash for enough gas to get home one night and had to bum $10 off of my kid sibling (this is all to give you an idea of my abysmal mental state while employed here.) You’re not allowed to do anything besides your job, no music or anything and they track your movement on cameras so you can’t even take a breather. The job is real monotonous, you get sent boxes of items of random sizes and you have to put the items into shelves of varying sizes and the shelves come to you, you don’t walk to them. Because the company tracks the rate at which you put items on these shelves, many small items are desirable because you can put a lot of them in quickly. Everything about the place seems almost designed intentionally to break you mentally and turn you into a robot. So I’m about 6 or 7 hours into my shift, feeling on the verge of a mental collapse, and up comes a container with a bunch of small white boxes, bout half the size of a deck of cards. No labels. Great, I’m already happy about whatever these things are. So I go to scan them in, and it gives you the name of the item and a little picture. Sasuke Penis Costume. What? Sasuke Penis Costume. A picture of that red cloud robe from Naruto and one of the headbands with the metal plate on it. I’m thinking, there’s no way. What is a penis costume? Am I hallucinating this? And there’s so many of them, literally about a hundred, and I know I’m going to be spending at least an hour with Sasuke Penis Costume, there’s so many and they’re so small, I’m already excited about the potential efficiency of these, and then I see it’s Sasuke Penis Costume? So the entire shift I’m like, trying to not put these things away too quick, because honestly I’m starting to build a kind of kinship with them. This is quite literally the most exciting thing to happen to me during my whole 2 week employment at the warehouse. I started to see Sasuke Penis Costume as a friend, some reminder of the outside world, a reminder of the humanity I was becoming so unfamiliar with, a reminder the world contained comedy, art, anime, and penis. I really couldn’t tell you if I ended up putting all of them away, the last thing I remember is my desperate need to look these items up when I got home. I needed a link to send to my friends for when I told them this riveting story. I learned that the costume is called the Akatsuki cloak in my fervent search for the item, and wouldn’t you know it, absolutely zero trace of these things exists online. Not on the e-commerce website, not on any specialized penis-costume websites (whose existence I was not privvy to prior to this incident) and no third-party retailer has these. Not even Google images will show me the hypothetical existence of Sasuke Penis Costume. Every few months I look it up, trying to find evidence that it can be bought, that any of this was ever real. My bond, my friendship, and dare I say even love for Sasuke Penis Costume feels as tangible as the boxes they came in, and yet the universe will give me no closure of their fate. Less and less frequently I search for them, each time becoming more and more discouraged that I will ever find them, but unlike their substance on this earth, one thing is inarguably certain. Sasuke Penis Costume exists to me, and it will live on firmly and resolutely within my memory and within my heart.

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why are people saying that they're finally able to play ts1 and ts2 again soon? the installers exist, you'll be spending money on stuff that you can have for free with community fixes.

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painted over this piece from may 🌈 prints coming soon :)

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how are you people alive.

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Jesus what the fuck

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General question to reblog and tell me in the tags;

You go into a used bookstore - what are the two sections you head to first?