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Yeah, I really do like some of these colors!

But what idiot thought "rumors" was a good name for a color??? Anything else is better! Hello, "Cranberry Couch" is 97.846% more vivid and descriptive! Get your act together, Behr.

The Color Trends for 2025

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So I saw a car

Specifically, I saw a 2025 Buick Enclave. I saw it and realized, "Hey! That would make a cool panel van!" I got a picture of it, and then (a month or two) later, I put it into an AI image editor. One of the tools was "circle to delete." I circled and deleted the back door handles, the rear windows, etc etc etc. AI isn't perfect, but this basically gets the point across. I don't have money to buy and modify a 2025 Buick Enclave, but I almost hope someone actually does this. I know they probably won't, but anyway, here's the panel van picture, the original image, and a 1960 Chevrolet Apache panel van that it kinda reminds me of. Do with this what you please.

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I love it when users put, like, a joke or something into the tags.

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HOW DID I NOT PREVIOUSLY KNOW OF THIS THING'S EXISTENCE

I really really really wish I was small enough to ride this guy

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Good morning kings, let's push this boulder.

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

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Dear internet

You know what, NO, I don't want targeted advertisements. And I'm not saying that because the fact that Google is stealing all my information is creepy. I'm saying that because I'd rather look at random-butt advertisements that are so absurd that they're mildly amusing than the same old, I dunno, credit cards or whatever. Earlier I got an ad for Professional Clarinet Repair in Joliet, Illinois. That's so weird that it made me smile. Honestly, I'm more likely to buy something I don't need off of an absurd ad than something I already might need or want. I already spend many hours staring longingly at 1/64 Citroën Traction Avants. I don't need an ad for them. Bring on the Clarinet Repairs, internet! Show me all the weird, wacky stuff you can throw at me!

Coherency is for Losers!

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Please check out Crow Time on Webtoons.

⭐️LINK⭐️

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Valentine's Day: Depressed in a romantic way

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Oh, for now it's funny. Watch and see how you react when we find where the orange portal spits you out at.

This is why you shouldn’t trust the secular media to report on Pope Francis 😂

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I absolutely love how these things look. They almost look like they were chopped like an old hot rod. It kinda throws the proportions off, but in... A good way?

Bucciali TAV8-32 V12 Saoutchik 'Golden Arrow' 1932. - source Cars & Motorbikes Stars of the Golden era.

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What's it gonna take for me to get one of these

Painted wood ornament for a friend's tree

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Being an ADHD Christian is crazy.

Like, I'll sit down for a minute to pray. 30 minutes later, I've written a song, mentally reviewed a movie I saw last weekend, had multiple imaginary conversations in my head, and invented a new kind of cracker.

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I'm not an AI, I swear.

Ten Unknown Facts About #BMW

1. Founding and History: BMW, Bayerische Motoren Werke AG, was founded in 1916 in Munich, Germany, initially producing aircraft engines. The company transitioned to motorcycle production in the 1920s and eventually to automobiles in the 1930s.

2. Iconic Logo: The BMW logo, often referred to as the "roundel," consists of a black ring intersecting with four quadrants of blue and white. It represents the company's origins in aviation, with the blue and white symbolizing a spinning propeller against a clear blue sky.

3. Innovation in Technology: BMW is renowned for its innovations in automotive technology. It introduced the world's first electric car, the BMW i3, in 2013, and has been a leader in developing advanced driving assistance systems (ADAS) and hybrid powertrains.

4. Performance and Motorsport Heritage: BMW has a strong heritage in motorsport, particularly in touring car and Formula 1 racing. The brand's M division produces high-performance variants of their regular models, known for their precision engineering and exhilarating driving dynamics.

5. Global Presence: BMW is a global automotive Company

6. Luxury and Design: BMW is synonymous with luxury and distinctive design, crafting vehicles that blend elegance with cutting-edge technology and comfort.

7. Sustainable Practices: BMW has committed to sustainability, incorporating eco-friendly materials and manufacturing processes into its vehicles, as well as advancing electric vehicle technology with models like the BMW i4 and iX.

8. Global Manufacturing: BMW operates numerous production facilities worldwide, including in Germany, the United States, China, and other countries, ensuring a global reach and localized production.

9. Brand Portfolio: In addition to its renowned BMW brand, the company also owns MINI and Rolls-Royce, catering to a diverse range of automotive tastes and luxury segments.

10. Cultural Impact: BMW's vehicles often become cultural

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She'd be sugar, spice and everything nice

were it not for the fact she's rejected me twice

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happy holidays all. I won’t be silent about what i saw today, December 8 at 10:06am on I-74 West.

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This would be such a a horrible gift to give someone.

Especially your significant other.