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Just Marius being Marius in every universe.

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sometimes you get a nut that tastes funny and you have to clarify that you’re talking about almonds before continuing the sentence

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did i mention how much i enjoyed these guys?

happy [belated] halloween

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[Image ID: a screenshot of an AO3 tag that reads “aftercare but it’s for attempted murder” /end ID]

Source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60709090/chapters/155030350

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the return of Minijolras

ref from @mousegirlheart !

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“can’t two men just be friends?” no actually. if they’re close it means they fuck nasty. Hope this helps

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foal

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/36496168/chapters/91169728#workskin

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I was supposed to watch a film with a friend the other night (remotely, via a synchronised video app) but I didn't have any wifi due to a thunderstorm, so I went outside to walk around looking for a bit of 4G to let her know, and on my way out I found fire salamanders on my doorstep! I was so glad; I've been visited by some of these creatures every single autumn so far :)

I managed to find a 4G spot in the woods to send my friend the photo, and a text saying I had to cancel our film night and asking to reschedule, then a third message talking about the storm and saying the wifi problem should be fixed by the end of the week.

But I went home too fast (it was raining) and the third text never left my phone. The next morning when I drove to town and became Reachable again I had a text from my friend in which she said "I have a list for you of all the questions, assumptions, and logical inferences that my brain produced upon receiving a text that said "Sorry I have to cancel our plans" followed by a photo of two lizards having sex as the only explanation"

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as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

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some (kinda risque) computer-loving pins from the 80s

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all writers should aspire to the level of self-assuredness of Victor Hugo writing his own uncle into the backstory of a minor character in Les Misèrables and explicitly telling the reader

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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case