abstractautist
abstractautist
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All I do is procrastinate and drink juice
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abstractautist · 3 years ago
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i don’t understand how inflation isn’t an easily solvable issue like just stop raising the prices??? that’s you. you’re doing that. just stop.
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abstractautist · 3 years ago
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abstractautist · 3 years ago
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1997 honda cervix
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abstractautist · 3 years ago
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"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals
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abstractautist · 3 years ago
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Baby boomers be like “I went to college without my parent’s help so you can do the same” like no I can’t do it after you fisted the economy you fucking walnut
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abstractautist · 3 years ago
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me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety
my therapist:
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abstractautist · 4 years ago
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911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
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abstractautist · 4 years ago
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abstractautist · 4 years ago
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it has entered its cocoon for the winter and is becoming a chrysalis
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abstractautist · 4 years ago
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I am creating upsetting spells in my fucked up wizard tower today
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abstractautist · 4 years ago
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age 20-25 is like i am a baby i am a grown woman i am but a small girl i am the oldest and wisest woman alive i just began to exist i am but an embryo
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abstractautist · 4 years ago
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willing wonka is killing smurfs with a fucking nail gun to make baja blast @peta !!!!!! DO SOMETHING
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abstractautist · 4 years ago
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if low-rise pants have a million haters i am one of them . if low-rise pants have ten haters i am one of them. if low-rise pants have only one hater and that is me . if low-rise pants have no hater, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against high-waisted pants, i am against the world. i love #highwaistedpants till my last breath hope this helps
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abstractautist · 4 years ago
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abstractautist · 4 years ago
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My dog when I mix dry food into his wet food
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abstractautist · 4 years ago
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YOU get some dignity and YOU get some dignity
Finland explained himself in the comic, but in 2010 Denmark started giving heroine to drug addicts for free and it was such a huge success that it has continued until today. Because of this Norway has started experimenting with it too. It’s a lot cheaper for society because the addicts commit less crime, they don’t have to spend money on drugs so instead they spend it on things that are more healthy for them so they don’t end up on the hospital as often, they have to take the drugs in special clinics so there’s no chance of them taking an overdose or using dirty needles and spreading diseases among each other, there’s always staff ready to help them if they want to get off the drugs, and it’s a lot more effective way to help more people because addicts come into contact with professionals who want to help them before they even think about getting help themselves. Nobody wants to be homeless or an addict. Though they often end up getting involved in criminality because of their situation, the act of being homeless or an addict is not a crime in itself and the people deserve help like anyone else.
My website: https://satwcomic.com/
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abstractautist · 4 years ago
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this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures
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