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he’s slaying absolute nightmare

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macting freechoices

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modern sherlock holmes adapation where his drug of choice is poppers instead of cocaine

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god no

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sherlock holmes

watson: what is it holmes

holmes: *touches the corpse and puts his finger in his mouth* this man is dead

watson: i wish you loved me

holmes: what was that? i was just telling detective inspector lestrade a thinly veiled metaphor for how you are my one great romance, the likes of which will never be witnessed again, and i am irreparably changed for having met you despite knowing now you could never love me back

watson: nothing

holmes: oh ok *goes back to licking the crime scene*

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literally the only reason sherlock holmes was made a man who repressed all his urges and liked to appear like he had none, a seemingly emotionless machine, someone who hid his true personality from the public is that he was a gay man in a time when that could have cost him his life. like literally, that’s the only reason, it’s queer coding, that’s it

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just wanted to say i love you all and that im probably going to be here talking about how gay sherlock holmes and john watson are forever you can’t get rid of me

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john & sherlock’s realization that the other person does want and in fact has been desperate for their love is really going to leave me clinging to life huh

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sherlock holmes is just a weird gay who likes to say sentences strangely, to jump on furniture and to wear soft clothes, he just wants people to be safe and kind and to hold john’s hand romantically

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so like the only conclusion i can come to is that analyzing and predicting tv shows is a completely normal thing to do in contemporary media fan culture, unless you’re women predicting gay romance, in which case academic papers need to be written comparing you to dogmatic religious zealots and deconstructing your destructive impact on society

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Cottagecore is jam, honey, insects, fruit, wooden spoons, milkmaids, stone and wood, ceramics, moss and mud, goats and lambs, picnic baskets and BREAD 🍞🐑🍓🍯🍂

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sherlock is so so so charming in this scene at 221b and it’s because he actually slips out of this “cool and mysterious” persona, he gives john that big smile when he gets out of the cab, “sherlock, please,” gives mrs hudson a big hug, nervously cleans two (2) thing, anticipatory smirk that folds into more nervousness when they’re talking about his blog, excited jump literally in the air, leans in really close and practically whispers, “want to see some more?”, gives mrs hudson a big kiss on the cheek as she smiles and preens a little under the attention. this is so charming and so intoxicating and john watson is arse over tits in under five minutes flat  

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just some good Star Trek episodes

Fuck You Dad You Cannot Have my Hemoglobin

My Wife The Sexy Energy Mass

Kirk Really Hates Small Furry Things

What if We Were Cowboys?

Scotty Gets An Alien Wasted

Scotty Gets Possessed By Jack The Ripper

What If We Were Mean?

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“i don’t mind”

no one minds. touch his other knee too, i’m not bothered. hold his hand idgaf. start jerking him off see what i care.

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there is only one step and it Is what he’s always meant to say and never has

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ever truly think about how the most famous fictional character in the world is a lanky tender-hearted gay man

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todays horoscope:

Virgo, my good bich….didn’t anyone teach you how to sleep? DM me and I’ll show you how to breathe.