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me: *turns into a wolf* woah.. what just happened...
forest spirit: this is your new power
me: let the hunt begin..
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When I was 13 I would listen to Melanie Martinez to look cool because I was so infatuated with a girl I met on an online forum. The problem is, this was also the time of my sexual awakening so I began to whack off to melanie martinez music videos because I correlated her to the hot emo girl with trauma and problems I was so totally in love with. Anyway I whacked off so much to melanie martinez music that I get aroused when I hear it 8 years later. Just thought you would like to know that.
i wouldnt have liked to know that.
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I don’t think I could come up with a greater fitting description for this cat if I really tried
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あわわゎゎゎ
Jせんせ ごめんでち ごめんなのでち
Awwwwww. Kofu am sorry, master J, please...
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Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil
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If players are Planeswalkers by lore, and Form of the Approach of the Second Sun makes someone into a card, can we be interacted with by cards like Garth or Call the Gatewatch? Or if it's just flavor, then what do we taste like once we're a card?
The players are planeswalkers, so if you get made into a card by Form of the Approach of the Second Sun, you are a planeswalker card and can be interacted with as such. Note that if you leave the library or the library get shuffled, you stop being a card.
Yes, many shenanigans can happen with Yet Another Aether Vortex (provided you find a way to not die to 0 loyalty).
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NEW TUMLER VIRUS
this shark is hungry. dangerous.
this shark wants to eat your blog.
if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT
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