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Top three ships for your oc: Caaldic Whiteman Frostbane ; 

- Laila Law Giver 

- Aela The Huntress 

- Saadia of Whiterun 

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Aela the Huntress

Skyrim 10 / ?

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If a Skyrim horse can’t get you to it, it ain’t worth it honey.

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Vilkas: Okay. I’ll take the ones on the right, you take the ones on the left.

Farkas: But there’s twice as many on the left!

Vilkas: I know. I can count.

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what fucking hold is high hrothgar in

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Falk Firebeard: Thank you for dealing with Potema's spirit and bringing her remains to Styrr.

Me, db: No trouble, I know how much the people value the dead's remains to the point where they won't cremate one of the most powerful necromancers in Tamriel to avoid them coming back from the afterlife. That's why as the Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold I have taken it upon myself to create this anti-necromancy alchemical recipe to be applied to all the deceased. It is of my opinion that you have copies of this recipe made and spread it to all the holds of Skyrim to be put to use immediately. I made sure this recipe could be used by anyone regardless of their knowledge of alchemy or lack their of. I stand by this recipe and stake my reputation on it.

Falk, reading the recipe: Create fast acting concrete?

DB: Free of charge :)

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“ulfric stormcloak is actually a complicated character, he’s trying to—” NO i hate that guy

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Not trying to victim blame or anything but you’d think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel would’ve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.

Like, I know your great grandpa’s sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.