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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there
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they should legalize polyamory. everywhere. and im not kidding at all. if someone wants to marry multiple people they should be allowed to. for any reason.
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when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there
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when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there
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Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and
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ohhhh skin picking i love skin picking so fun so good for you skin picking i love it i love picking my skin picking hard or hardly picking brother i’m picking hard i’m always picking hard three cheers for skin picking!
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the only good ai generated art i've ever seen
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THE PLASTIC MURDER SUIT – WHO WORE IT BETTER? HANNIBAL LECTER in HANNIBAL (2013-2015) OR SHEILA HAMMOND in SANTA CLARITA DIET (2017-2019)?
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eye of the tiger plays as i enthusiastically jump out of bed and hit my head on an overhead lamp and remain unconscious for the rest of the day
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It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.
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